New Corrie thread ****NO SPOILERS****

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Last thread was full.

I posted this in the last thread but will post again here. It’s what I understand they’ve done to Norris’s house.

I missed Friday’s second episode and can’t get it on catch up. What happened after jade left the kids in the house on their own? I thought she was going to call the police and report Tyrone and fizz for leaving them by themselves but she mustn’t have done. Where did jade go?

I don't know Pink, despite having the tv on. It was all so dull I kind of zoned out

@thenightsky I know exactly what you mean! I’ve found that lately I zone out as the storylines aren’t very gripping or are unrealistic

I zoned out too but i think she cane back with something for hope. Maybe the phone?

Yep she went and got the phone and told Hope to hide it somewhere safe so naturally she put it in her school bag and uses it in the sitting room.

I think Michelle and Vicky are setting Robert up to, the whole sudden "don't hurt me" is very contrived.

Yes Vicky seemed very staged which also made me think her and Michelle are in cahoots together.

Oh how silly the Jade storyline and the phone.

Make sure you keep it hidden, charged up all the time and not just call but VIDEO call me whenever you want. Yeah right my 9yo wouldn’t even know how to do all that let alone dopey Hopey.

Is it bad that my 10 year old could totally pull that off?

It annoyed me that other people on the street started telling Robert to calm down the minute that Vicky started shouting about him hurting her. In reality they’d believe Robert, but not on Corrie!

Oh , yes and Craigie The-Only-Copper-In-The-Village is all "I can help you" to Vicky (having assessed the situation in a nano second) .

Its been on less than 10 minutes and I'm I disbelief already... Billy has completely forgotten Summer...

Where is summer?

They wouldn't be marrying in church somehow

Not liking Michelle's dress

Michelle’s veil and dress are very big fat gypsy wedding! I don’t think it suits her at all.

And why are there only 10 people at the wedding? Does Robert have no family of his own?

Very “interesting” Xmas advert for Corrie!

Why are there so many complete strangers in the church?

I did think Michelle and Vicky were working together but now I'm definitely starting to wonder if Robert has bumped her off.

Did Robert jilt Tracey at a wedding or did they not get that far?

Sinead sounded like Gollum in the video.

Michelle's dress looks like the bodice is made of stiff plastic

I turned over when the ad came on. Don’t want to see anything that will give it away for me.

Yes the rigid bodice reminded me of those dresses the blonde woman makes in the gypsy wedding programmes.

I hope Michelle rented it rather than bought it.

Haven't watched yet, but it all sounds very exciting

Michelle's made herself look a right bellend.

Oh FFS. A woman doesn’t come home one night and dev has her dead in a ditch. another story poorly executed. They could’ve done this so much better.

Anyone else bored of Sinead’s stories already? How does Daniel stay awake?

Oh, there's Summer!

Im not sure summer was actually there.. she seemed oddly shot and edited in... Weird.