LOVE ISLAND 23 - Our fannies are trobbin’!

[Quaffy]

As the old one is almost full...

Chris is feckin weird. But I love it.

I’m just gutted he’s coupled up with Harley because she is so irritating.

The new girl with the dark hair - half the time she looks like a young Catherine Zeta Jones and half the time there's something that looks almost transvestite about her....
Been trying to put my finger on it...

Thanks Thump

I can decide whether I like India’s voice. She’s white softly spoken in a way but there’s also something not quite right about it

Now they've shaved Tommy's arse, will he have a stubbly arse lol?

Yes, sorry, India, couldn't remember her name.

I love Chris. I think he'd be my best mate in real life. He's just a bit random and quite witty/self deprecating.

Oh Chris doesn’t really believe the Earth is flat, does he? 🙄

Has anyone else noticed Chris shaping his mouth like Harley’s when he speaks to her?

It really doesn’t seem like a conscious thing but it’s easy to see how he can get transfixed.

Chris is a persistent tease.

Impressed howeve that he is being so nice to Harley - perfectly clear from previous night's exchanges that he has no interest in her whatsoever, but now they're lumped together, he's determined to make the best of it and treat her well. I like his kindness and his optimism

Haven’t noticed that Funghi but would be understandable!

😂

Chris is a complete wind up merchant.

Ovie with the cereal v soup was funny lol.

Maura is so weird though. When they were on about joint dates and she was like 'gang bang!' Just why?

Salmon diving? Is this a thing?

@ReeReeR I don't know but I'm loving it! #creased

Salmon diving? Is this a thing?

I'd asked about this too. Google 'Chris silly salmon love Island 2019' and you'll find bad plenty of hits.

No idea why it became a 'thing'

It's not just a way of launching yourself into a swimming pool. DD told me she did it into bushes last year (I groaned)

@ReeReeR yes it’s from a viral YouTuber/s in Australia who basically have to do it whenever anyone else in the group shouts Salmon.

I think I'm in love with Chris, he's brilliant

It was entertaining! The show was quite funny tonight actually. They look they like they have fun

Loled load tonight! The cucumber game and the salmon diving properly set me off. And the ‘I’m batman’ bit where Curtis looked like he was choking on a mosquito.

Glad it’s not all heavy chats and arguments in there!

Eeee who will be going tomorrow?

What is Tommy looking at on his phone?

I really like unseen bits shows you a completely different side to some islanders like Francesca and India being the only girls to join in with the salmon diving.

Chris winding everyone up... even gregg and ovie who we have seen w lot of this week just being more fun..I know we have said it before but I want more of that less ' can we go for a chat' 😴😴

Oh and I think me and DP watched Molly mae stack it about 5 times

Just woken up and you guys are talking like another episode is out? Where are you watching it?

Got it in unseen bits! Half asleep!