LOVE ISLAND 22 - MESSAGEEE

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There you go

Greg reminds me of Grant that won Australia Love Island. He is very hot, an educated rugby player with a gorgeous accent. Swoon.

Grant and Greg

Grant had a secret girlfriend back home though! The Oz one was fab though, this one is quite boring imo- I put it on everyday on catch up but ending doing housework rather than sitting through it. Not sure what it is, I think as they are all influencers etc maybe?

The Australian one was so much more entertaining, I think it was a one off though? Not seen it this year...

Is the glass his penis beaker? how do they put on a condom and have decent sex without dying of suffocation under those covers? I hope that Amber tells Michael where he can shove his fire hose, he's vile.

There is a fair chance amber will go with Michael for the chat, she won't know what it's about, and they pretty much always say yes to a chat unless it's mid argument. Even if she makes him wait, thr chat will happen.

I don't think she will rush back into his arms though. She's got a big thing for not mugging herself off and knowing her self worth. Good for her, So I suspect we might have a few days of a love triangle coming up.

I think Amber might go back to Michael, but I really hope not.

When is the next recoupling due?

*QueenOfIce

Is the glass his penis beaker? grin how do they put on a condom and have decent sex without dying of suffocation under those covers? I hope that Amber tells Michael where he can shove his fire hose, he's vile.*

I hope she does too, here’s hoping agree has lifted her confidence.

I’m thinking Curtis and Maura had a dry hump and he was probably very er...excited

Blimey, is Michael taking lessons in how to be a massive dickhead? I'm hoping Amber has enough self-respect not to go back there. Not to mention Greg seems interesting and attractive.

Come on Chris - stop feeling sorry for yourself and get out there wowing the girls with your humour and floppy hair.

Did anyone else notice when Maura asked Amber "do you really like the Irish accent?"

and Molly said, "it's different on a guy"

I thought that was a bit rude to Maura to be honest. Going off MM

India looks like Shelby from Towie

@Gummybear11 I heard that from MM too and thought it was so rude! Like as if to say an Irish accent on a man is lovely but your accent is horrendous... Maura didn't seem to react.

Michael is awful and clearly only going for Amber now as a legit way to stay relevant and to stay in the villa. The pulling her for a chat when she was talking to Greg was another way of trying to assert his dominance. I will lose so much respect for Amber if she falls for it.

Are they doing the lie detector this year?

@RonnieScotts

Yes, I also thought Curtis was implying he's a virgin.

Yes @Gummybear11 so rude of MM! I don’t think Maura noticed in all the excitement around Amber and Greg.

Argh I’m so nervous for later. Really hope Amber sticks up for herself and tells him to SIT DOWN.

The thing I liked about MM was that she didn't seem to be a gossip or bitchy at all, what's happened to her recently?!
I have doubts about Tommy and her winning now!

I was team Michael when he initially chose Joanna because I hated Ambers & Anna's behaviour.....but I've really warmed to Amber now and HATE Michael. He's such a bastard for doing this now, no doubt she will go back with him then poor Greg who deserves a chance will be out in the cold!! Fuck you Michael!

Greg and Chris need to find someone, why didn't they put them in earlier. So pleased Ovie has India now (even though it's not me. Sigh)

I thought it was deeply cringy that Curtis was describing his night with Maura as 'thrusting' and 'grinding'. What the hell?!

Sounded like he was talking about dry humping but assuming they were having sex that's a very weird way to describe it. Grim!

Curtis has described his favourite sex position as the eagle so he’s definitely not claiming to have gone into the villa a virgin. He did seem to be implying that Maura is introducing him to new...experiences but I’d prefer not to speculate on what those might be!

Message!
I dont like Maura or Curtis.

I would choose Chris if I could. He doesnt seem to have much confidence. He is a bit quirky. I like that

MM is straight so obviously finds the Irish accent attractive in a man, Maura's accent isn't going to have the same effect is it.

Curtis was just saying he doesn't have the time to be a social media beg. So many men use FB and IG as a way to get sex, I have DMs almost every day or dick pics and you can tell that the men probably send a massive batch of them out and see who bites. I think it's revolting personally but it works for some people. Curtis was just saying that's not his thing...although he did DM Maura 😂

Curtis got very hands on with Tommy when describing the grinding..
Yeah he so fancies him.

Oh and I saw on Twitter that a few people had seen with picture evidence that Tommy was sitting on Curtis's lap.
Looking very couply🙂

I saw the lap sitting, although all you could see was red shorts and blue shorts on top, it was only when they walked out of the pool, you knew who it was.

Ovie and Chris should have been in from the start instead of weirdo joe, and that other boring fucker that amber picked i day one the producers really fucked up this year I just don't get it...and just wanted to add why did they show any that video on aftersun? Cruel and a bit stupid after stuff that's happened I.e Sophie etc...felt for amy saying I'm dong good but then things like that set her back.

What happened to Anton??