Love Island Thread 6 - Maura’s nether report, wet with a chance of popsicles

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Fill up the other one first!

She's right not to buy it, he's not genuine

Danny's saying all the right things but I just don't believe if for some reason. I don't think she does either.

It’s all a bit dull now isn’t it. Where’s the shouting and screaming and people shagging?!

Yewande seems very suspicious of men for some reason.

wonton what did I say ?

I said my thoughts on joe a few comments back...

I think Yewande is beautiful looking. I don't think it's her insecurities talking I think she has a good bullshit radar and the vibes she is getting from him are not matching the words coming out of his mouth.

I don’t believe Danny likes Yewande either. Even DH (who hates Love Island and has probably never watched it before) just called that one

Yewande does look nice with straight hair though

I agree bluntness100

Damned if they do and damned if they don't.

Yewande is not buying he's into her. To be fair I didn't think he was Either.

He does seem to be though.

She looks great with her hair like that.

Oh, you're all such cynics!

I do agree though. Danny is too into Yewande for him to be completely genuine.

This year's show is so boring. All the couples seem fake. Michael and Amber seemed to have a spark but they all just seem to be friends. It also seems heavily scripted so that there is a love triangle every week which is dragged out for days and only decided at recoupling to keep us in suspense, after this all 'feelings' seem to disappear and never spoke if again (Lucie and Tommy then Tommy and Maura). So disappointed this year it just seems so PG . Really hope boring Curtis and Amy go soon.

Wait what?! Did Maura say 'I wouldn't do that to you' 🤨

Tom seems so full of himself it's putting me right off

Maura has nothing about her at all except appearing to be a man eater

I think Elma looks like Chloe Green.

She so does

I'm sure in the first look Elma told Maura that what she's accusing her of is the same as what she did to Molly-Mae but it wasn't shown just then was it?!

I hate how messy they leave the place

That was cut wasn’t it?

Gosh so nothing between anton and Elma then,,,

Danny is too into Yewande for him to be completely genuine.

What does this even mean?

I dont think Maura really gets what the show is about.

I get she wants to couple up to stay. But the aim to to couple with someone you want to be in a relationship with.

Yes seems oddly suburban and completely scripted. Dull, dull and yawn zzzzzzzz

It means no one cares that quickly