Love Island Thread 6 - Maura’s nether report, wet with a chance of popsicles

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Fill up the other one first!

Beautiful on the outside but she's a whore

Although shes a nutter, I could listen to Maura talk all day. She sounds just like Una Healy from The Saturdays.

Beautiful on the outside but she's a whore

A whore?

Curtis. Just come out. We don't care

Doesnt Chris go out with Jesy from little mix now?

Shocked at Anna missing the card with those lips

That was the worst game ever.
They are so boring. Lol

I just think it's funny how Maura is acting when she done this to MM. 🍿

Elma expression is the same as mine on my daily 8.30am meeting.

I am there cause I have to, but not interested in the slightest.

I cant believe Maura doesnt see how hypocritical she is after the way she acted on her first few days.

I like Maura.

I don't think anyone should be calling her or anyone else a 'whore' tbh.

Out of all the girls in the villa Tom fancies Elma? Really?! She's the least attractive one in there.

Tom likes Elma more then Maura I think haha

The irony of Maura whinging to MM

I don't get why Tom is so attracted to Elma - she is so nothingy. Literally just a generic TOWIE girl.

I'm so Team Maura, even though she is batshit, she has loads of personality!

I really want to tell Elma NOT to respond to romantic male compliments with (in tone of voice when i’m talking to my son) ‘ahhh thank you! That’s so sweet!’ Etc etc

Since when were Maura and MM friends

Oh god Mum's back.

Maura is hilarious. She could fill the hour by herself. Such nostril flaring indignation

I don't think Elma is the least attractive in the villa!! Amy, Anna and Maura without make up are not as pretty lol

I'm dreading this kiss

Tom looks rough when he's in the diary room, but is good looking when he's outside, strange.

Hollysniffs I thought I recognised mums username but couldn't place it...

I think Tom is playing it safe Maura and Elma are the safest bet!

Maura is contradicting herself.

Elma doesn't seem into either of the boys I think

No need to call her a whore.

Simply no need.

Yeah I’m not sure why he likes Elma more than any of the other girls, def don’t think she’s the prettiest.

Also she is as animated as a shop mannequin with every guy she talks to ...