Love Island Thread 6 - Maura’s nether report, wet with a chance of popsicles

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Fill up the other one first!

I just can't imagine Amy and Curtis 'doing bits', I think of them as strictly PG.

Tom looks like a typical pretty boy to me.

Anna's lips are fucking weird - why would you do that?

I agree anton and Elma have zero chemistry.

One of Jordan’s ears is weirdly far away from his head...

Curtis and Amy doing bits is like your mum and dad having sex. Just no.

Totur totally agree. I think her first few days were a total act and game plan to get attention.

I think we will see that disappear a bit over the next few days

Maura is type who offers to sleep with your bf while you are pregnant, there is no one she won't throw herself at

She's desperate and not picky

Tommy was her type until he pied her and 5mins later she's asking the new guy to sleep in her bed.

Hahaha he didn't anyway.

The thought of amy and Curtis

Oh god my ears. I can’t unhear Curtis

Laura’s face at Amy saying she wouldn’t have sex in the villa

Tom is very good looking.
But he doesn't like curvy girls..

Does Amy not tan at all lol

Yuk!

Listening to Curtis was awful and felt staged. It was like your dad explaining his night with a new girlfriend

Amy & Curtis are very unconvincing.

Is Curtis hoping to land himself a role as Danny Zuko when he gets out? 😂

What the actual fuck?

Why is he going and telling them?

Have Tommy and MM still not kissed

Tommy and MM have cracking tans

Maura likes a Tom.

God I love Maura!

Oh Maura she gets it at last!

Well done Maura, no more talking about sex should help

I like Maura a lot!

I think Curtis is cruel using Amy like this. But then Amy is also mean to lucie
Curtis is such a massive game player

Maura is the best. I love her beach hut chats. She’s tv gold.