Love Island 2019

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Love Island 2019 thread!

Please tell me I'm not the only one sad enough to spend 7 weeks watching this every night!!! 😀

First looks on the app is interesting for anyone like me who can't wait 24 hours

I actually think the girls look stunning especially surfer girl, anton im not sure on seems like potential to ne sleezy but then i get that feeling from most which isnt surprising as theyre all majorly faking at the moment.

😂

Why do all the women have hungry arses, is that the look this summer?

First look is exciting. Looks as though it’s getting into the swing of things already. Tommy seems like he’s trying to do what Adam did last year with whatserface and Niall. They were probably the happiest couple on day one and Adam split them up.

Suspect tommy might go for amber from first look. Although I think he prefers Lucie.

To be fair lucie seems to like what's his name, the dude she's coupled up with.

Amy is going to jump at Curtis given half a chance or any other bloke who glances her way, and run like fuck away as fast as possible from anton. You really can see the fear in her eyes.

Although I do think telling him on the first day she meets him,she's never had a boyfriend and it's because they never like her, is always going to be a mood killer. He's bound to wonder what the fuck is wrong with her . If she did feel the need to say it she should have said " no boyfriend but I've dated a lot, it's just difficult when you're an air hostess and travelling so much" and left it there. Not "I've never had a boyfriend and it's because they don't like me so they end it".

Did anyone else notice Antons eyebrows? Looking like he took a trip to the Benefit Brow Bar in the airport!

Anton does remind me of a young Tom cruise, but the eyebrows are appalling. You can really see it in this snap.

Anton leaves me cold. Those eyebrows look ridiculous.

Amber is the kind of beautician so unapproachable nobody would want to go to her.

Yeah, could you imagine going to her for a facial or something? She would be one of those beauticians/hairdressers that look at you like shit on their shoe, and she would look at your 'wrinkles' with utter disdain before declaring you 'old'.

She seems really quite nasty actually, the way she was with Callum last night.

Loving the love island bev memes on twitter and the anton inbetweeners ones

19 - that's the same age as my eldest and their friends, that seems weird to me.

Was it ever determined why Niall had to leave last year? Was it because he had cocaine?

Was it ever determined why Niall had to leave last year?

I thought the official line was he left for his own mental health and well-being

Anton is so sleazy and full of himself I don't think any of the girls will go for him now! Grafting on the first day😂

Amy comes from a town near me. The local press & social media pages have been really hyping up her appearance. The family are quite well known locally & so lots of interest. Already had to warn my DM (77) that she wouldn't like it. Ignored me though and within 5 minutes was messaging telling me she didn't think Amy's dad would like it - and that was just about the revealing swimming costume!!

Anton

Niall left because it later came out he had Aspergers and just think the whole thing wasn’t really for him

Oh I'm not surprised he has Aspergers- I have it myself and I thought it about him - I tend to spot it in others.

If there's any Still Game fans on here then this will be appreciated

Callum looks like James Blunt.

Pivot

Curtis reminds me of Joel Lycett

I swear that Tommy the shaved gorilla is wearing eyeliner.