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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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sonjadog · 18/05/2019 20:19

I used to have a shirt like that when I was a teen. It got really sweaty and it ran down the sleeve. I learnt plastic clothing is a BAD IDEA.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 18/05/2019 20:20

Not a winner, but it's alright. Catchy.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 20:20

This one isn't going to trouble the score board.

CallyMollyMindy · 18/05/2019 20:20

The Malta entry looked really familiar like someone else famous who is it?

FuzzyPuffling · 18/05/2019 20:20

We have the subtitles on. Albanian is a curious language.

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 20:20

I quite like Maltas but I really hate Albanias... Deserving of the death slot!

dillite · 18/05/2019 20:20

It looks like she stuck pastry to her hair

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 20:21

I was thinking that, @sonjadog. Why didn't the sleeves steam up?

ilovesooty · 18/05/2019 20:21

Cat has remembered this hurt his ears last time he heard it. He's taken one look and fled.

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 20:21

Too wail y for moi this one

lpchill · 18/05/2019 20:21

Love Graham, already on the sauce with the "Albanian kirsty Alsop" reference

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 20:21

She reminded me of that Jojo girl who has the bows Cally

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 20:21

oh my.

YahBasic · 18/05/2019 20:21

Not the greatest of opening couple of songs. I’m hoping it picks up soon, or I’m putting Game of Thrones back on.

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 20:21

Why is she standing on the eye of Sauron?

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 18/05/2019 20:21

😴

Cherrypi · 18/05/2019 20:21

There's a lot of competition for the na-na vote this year. The high tech stage is a bit distracting.

Raahh · 18/05/2019 20:21

As Ariana Grande might say - thank u, next.

Miljah · 18/05/2019 20:21

Albania always sound like Near Eastern Gypsy music. I like it.

RhubarbIsEvil · 18/05/2019 20:21

It’s Khalessi in a bad mood.

MissMary0fSweden · 18/05/2019 20:22

This sounds like the wailing wall set to music

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 20:22

Those ARE Rylan's teeth aren't they?

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Glitteryfrog · 18/05/2019 20:22

Albania
Good outfit... don't mind the song, not too much warbling.

dillite · 18/05/2019 20:22

I hate the slug lips on people. They just look hideous.

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 20:22