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The EUROVISION Song Contest - THE FINAL

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 19:12

Pour yourself a drink, tuck into your snack and join us for the Final of the Eurovision Song Contest.

All welcome, though sharp wit and a sense of humour, necessary.

Tonight's Running Order

  1. Malta
  2. Albania
  3. Czech Republic
  4. Germany
  5. Russia
  6. Denmark
  7. San Marino
  8. North Macedonia
  9. Sweden
10. Slovenia 11. Cyprus 12. Netherlands 13. Greece 14. Israel 15. Norway 16. United Kingdom 17. Iceland 18. Estonia 19. Belarus 20. Azerbaijan 21. France 22. Italy 23. Serbia 24. Switzerland 25. Australia 26. Spain

Good luck to Michael Rice. We hope you hit the heady heights of mid table medocrity (Lets be realistic, we are the UK! Anything better is a bonus!)

And don't forget your toast to Terry during Song 9.

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Redcrayons · 18/05/2019 21:21

Come on Michael.

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 21:21

He's a grand lad

pvcknickers · 18/05/2019 21:21

those trousers look like leggings on a person that shouldnt wear leggings

derxa · 18/05/2019 21:21

his nan Grin I actually love this song

dillite · 18/05/2019 21:21

I can't hear 2-nd part of the words he's singing.

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 21:22

UK is sounding good!

EskeewdBeef · 18/05/2019 21:22

Where on earth is Hartlepool??

Grin
NorthernRunner · 18/05/2019 21:22

Brexit will fuck Eurovision for us Grin

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 21:22

Another X Factor winner's song.

FauxFox · 18/05/2019 21:22

Hmmmmmm

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 21:22

It’s a sort of cut-price version of Sweden’s song.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/05/2019 21:22

BORING

Puzzledandpissedoff · 18/05/2019 21:22

Is he twelve?? Shock

No, ignore me - voice too deep

banivani · 18/05/2019 21:22

He’s a bit of a low budget James corden isn’t he

Chickydoo · 18/05/2019 21:22

Is he out of tune??or nervous?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 21:22

Aw, all on his own up there, with nothing but three coats of foundation between him and the audience.

SouthWestmom · 18/05/2019 21:22

Found you all!

Have you already had a conversation about votes and whether we're coming last?

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 21:22

This is not good. We're not going to be troubling the left hand side of the scoreboard tonight.

Aridane · 18/05/2019 21:22

Ooh - likes Norway and deep voiced man doing his own thing!

SirNilsOlav · 18/05/2019 21:22

I think ours sounds like a John Lewis advert

dillite · 18/05/2019 21:22

pvc I was going to say that there's no shame in wearing trousers that aren't on-trend skinny

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 21:22

The UK last won Eurovision a year before ai was born...

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 21:23

Liked the Uk postcard best so far imo. Glad he didn’t get the memo to wear white

SouthWestmom · 18/05/2019 21:23

This is awful. Sorry Michael. I was hoping for some massive Brexit type Ballard.

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 21:23

Very X factor winners song

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