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Let's talk about Eurovision 2019

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Itssosunny · 29/04/2019 14:22

My favourites this year in no particular order:
France

Azerbaijan Netherlands Italy
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GarethSouthgatesWaistcoat · 14/05/2019 21:23

This is so bad it's brilliant!

cupcakesandglitter · 14/05/2019 21:23

I wish my doctor told me to say Na Na Na

AutumnCrow · 14/05/2019 21:23

This sort of song is wildly popular is Israel

qazxc · 14/05/2019 21:24

It's so crap I love it!

RhubarbIsEvil · 14/05/2019 21:24

chpcakes. Great minds!! Wink

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 14/05/2019 21:24

Does anybody remember Michael Discotheque (hen artiste flammerly known as Mee-cky Disco) from the Fast Show Live?

OublietteBravo · 14/05/2019 21:24

Well. Perhaps Finland weren’t all that bad after all.

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2019 21:25

Your reminder list:

Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC
Montengro - White Suits and Red Football Accessories.
Finland - Icebergs Ahoy!
Poland - Cultish Headresses
Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia.
Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
Hungary - Timelord Dad and the emotional Man Bun
Belarus - Britney Belarus
Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's False Leg
Belgium - Flat Eurovision Guy with Big Drums
Georgia - Mountains. Orcs. Winter is coming. Man Bun>
Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick.
Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You!!!??? Mad Max the Musical.
Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar.
Portugal - Unhinged Monk from the Aztec Zone with Plastic Sideys
Greece - Nasally 12 Days of Christmas Fairies.
San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 14/05/2019 21:25

Is that Michael Discotheque (hen arteest flammerly known as Mee-cky Disco) from the Fast Show Live?

cupcakesandglitter · 14/05/2019 21:25

@RedToothBrush snorted at Benidorm 😂

Raahh · 14/05/2019 21:25

Thank you Red Grin

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 14/05/2019 21:26

Didn't know that had posted twice - I keep getting that Apache crash notice thing.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 14/05/2019 21:26

I love the way that the hosts are saying that "Only 10 of you get to make it to the final" the bit they leave out is 'and the rest of you can fuck off home after tonights show" Grin Grin Grin

And now we get a recap of the 'songs' we are just after witnessing....

Raahh · 14/05/2019 21:26

Thanks, Red ! Grin

cupcakesandglitter · 14/05/2019 21:26

I missed Montenegro (now realise that's not a bad thing)

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 14/05/2019 21:27

Belgium Oz Iceland Portugal and San Marino for me (the latter cos God loves a trier!)

cupcakesandglitter · 14/05/2019 21:27

Judging by the flag on her face, she can't bear to look at anything other than him

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 14/05/2019 21:28

RedToothBrush

Top job - thank you!!!

puma84 · 14/05/2019 21:28

Czech Republic and Australia were my faves tonight

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Itssosunny · 14/05/2019 21:34

Australia, Iceland and Poland for me tonight.

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cupcakesandglitter · 14/05/2019 21:35

This weird breathy rendition is not needed

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 14/05/2019 21:36

Mike Flowers Pops does Bruno Mars.

Raahh · 14/05/2019 21:37

The original of this song was number one the week dd2 was born.

That's all I have to say.

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2019 21:37

I think I want

Iceland
Australia
Poland
Czech rep
San marino
Serbia
Georgia
Belarus
Slovenia
Estonia

To qualify... But past San Marino it was tough picking. Not vintage

JaneJeffer · 14/05/2019 21:37

So I'm guessing none of those couples have been married for 25 years