Ventricles, walnut steak and a star anise jus: food fit for a finals week nana. MASTERCHEF thread 6

[Halsall]

It's the final countdown.

I am capable of eating without gurning.

I'll bet you don't dribble bits out because you eat with your mouth open, either, Basilisk. He's disgusting!

Surely someone on the forum has a child training to be a Ninja who could undertake to get rid of him as part of their homework project?

As you say - they don't have to murder him if they're not up to that stage yet - just make sure that he disappears . . . forever.

Shut up you pillock

Evening all. This should be a fantastic final.

I have Kiwi dip, wine and lolly cake. I am a happy woman.

I'd forgotten so many of these people!

Evening, everyone.

Now for the backstories.....

I could have done without seeing the bloody flossing nonsense again.

I used to train the secret squirrels back in the day. Unfortunately I have lost my contacts but they could have made him disappear without trace. I wish I was better at networking

First nana mention ✔️

John couldn't have sounded more Antipodean than when he said "ripper".

FIVE languages?! Delia is amazing.

Another viewer was less subtle, tweeting: 'I wish Monica would punch Gregg.'

I swear that I've seen Monica on the point of indulging herself in a good Gregggg-kicking, and having to hold back with every fibre of her being.

5 languages. Impressive!

Helloo! Here we go with the back stories.
Da fuq is the grocer wearing?

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No ventricles Romaine?

Grouchy, remind what's in Kiwi Dip again. I remember it sounding awful yet wonderful

That photo of Delia and her boyfriend at graduation was adorable.

Umm, Kiwi, what's lolly cake?

gravy granules Delia omg!!!!!!

Sorry, was Delia just ladling gravy granules into that bolognaise sauce?

I'm having merlot, cambozola, manchego, chilli jam, crackers and a Wispa.

I used to train the secret squirrels back in the day. Unfortunately I have lost my contacts but they could have made him disappear without trace.

This is hard to forgive four.

You're lucky we love you.

Squoosh It's a can of reduced cream (can't remember what it's called here, even though I just used it...), a packet of onion soup and a teaspoon of cider vinegar. I posh it up with fresh herbs.

Hahahaha at them misspelling her name!

Delurking to check in for the final. First one I've watched live as it always seems to be on at the same time as something else or when I'm doing something else.

Just me and DDog watching. Just settled down with a cuppa having taking DDog out for pees so I get an hour of peace.

I love Delia and Irene but I'm team Jilly!

I'd get sick if Gregg told me my bisque was off the scale in that lascivious tone of voice

Delia's spoken for Gregggg - get back to twitter - there must be some young woman n there dying to ask you what a courgette looks like.