MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

I think the soufflés saved Delia.

Oh no- poor Alex.

She was unlucky.

No you can't Thomas !

But the souffles didn't even taste of what she said they would! I do like deliah but really...Alex was better.

See you all Tuesday then!!

See you on Tuesday.

Finals week already! How did that happen??

See you Tuesday

Until next week!

Did they say Tuesday at 9.30?

Fuck that! I'll be watching the Sewing Bee!

Tuesday. WHAT EVEN IS THIS.

Till then, you marvellous people.

I have renamed Geoff Len. Because of his pickled walnuts.

Bingle

Catching up - I had to admit defeat yesterday because the pop-up thingy kept crashing my iPad every few seconds. SORT IT OUT MN

Anyway. Ahem.

So gutted about Alex. She was gracious in defeat but so unfair

How can they put it on AT THE SAME TIME AS SEWING BEE????? Aaaaarrrgghhhh

It's a conspiracy Halsall - a cruel, unfeeling conspiracy.

However, pitting the suave, urbane and knicker-wittingly gorgeous Patrick against the patronising, thick-as-pigshit and physically repellent Gurninggrocer will only ever end one way.

I'll see you at the Sewing Bee.

Bring biscuits and nuts. I'll fetch coffee, a variety of teas, and a bottle fs Welsh claret that I won at the church Christmas fayre. (It'll probably be alright - the Icelandic merlot was almost drinkable and barely took the enamel off my teeth)

halsall schadenif it is alright by you I will join you at Seeing Bee where I remain the worlds biggest lurker 😀
Will bring Highland Toffee, gin and a growing suspicion that MNHQ is being less than forthcoming about the latest technical shenanigans. I will NOT be bringing a MC inspired platter of ventricles, missing top dentures, inane leering and walnuts, served with a star anise liqueur.

Oh, and in the cold light of day, I think Alex’s departure is the worst judges decision in the history of the series’. They openly take more into consideration than the current dish so that argument doesn’t fly. Delia (sadly) should have gone.

Sewing Bee for me too on Tuesday. I am GUTTED about Alex. Here's hoping she is sponsored by some benevolent lottery winner/entrepeneur/wealthy cake lover who helps her set up the most amazing patissiere cafe (near to me). She will be written up about in all the gastronomic magazines and her reputation will spread around the globe. She will be basking in glory long after Thomas Twat and Luv Walnuts are long forgotten.

Her chain of cafes will be known by the beautifully decorated gateaux in the window each topped in perfect copperplate "Fuck off Gregggg".

I have rhubarb and ginger gin for Tuesday with several packets of lentil curls.

Welcome to lurk with us anytime shower - and it you want to stick your oar in at any time - feel free!

I will NOT be bringing a MC inspired platter of ventricles, missing top dentures, inane leering and walnuts, served with a star anise liqueur.

Thank Christ for that!

I'd love to see some of their shopping lists...

Her chain of cafes will be known by the beautifully decorated gateaux in the window each topped in perfect copperplate "Fuck off Gregggg"

I'm tempted to have that sentiment put on a tee-shirt!

DH says "Doesn't it just make your night to shout abuse at him though? Isn't he the man you love that?"

Er, no . . . he ruins the programme with his stupid face and inane comments and overweening sense of his own importance.

@fourquenelles she lives in the same county as me, so I hope she does too. I was sad to know she was going, and she knew it too.

However, pitting the suave, urbane and knicker-wittingly gorgeous Patrick against the patronising, thick-as-pigshit and physically repellent Gurninggrocer will only ever end one way.
No contest! Sewing Bee first and then try to watch Masterchef before the next one. Daft scheduling from the BBC - it was bad enough when I had to watch Shetland at another time but don't they realise there are live MN threads to keep up with?

Dates and times for the last week:
Tues 26th 9pm
Wed 27th 9pm
Thurs 28th 9pm
Fri 29th 8.30pm

don't they realise there are live MN threads to keep up with?

Exactly!

Some of us only watch for the après-Masterchef!

(That's après they've done something)

It's beyond a joke.