woudl you shag Pip schofield? or not

[TroyMcClure]

amen

Hmmm, in that case, maybe pip is a bit of a deviant with all sorts of special requirements. Maybe he'd use you like a glove puppet!

my ownt topic ILLAV YA KNOW

and only do it in the broom cupboard

Yes topic topic sorry. Okay, I'll go for the weather one, but then I have to go. good luck!

no no no, it'd be like the end of the first Bridget Jones movie.. nice men don't kiss like that, oh yes they f-ing do.. etc.

And then he'd turn out to be really kinky, too.

I may have spent time considering this possibility, so my imagination may have added a little more colour to the proceedings than is really likely...

Hmm
He looks deranged
No

dh says snuggle ! And he asks if I'd like a cuddle when he means sex ! No wonder I have gone right off him !

see!
i think homer simpson does too

I would, he's lovely, I like his shiny grey hair. Slightly worried his shoulders may be narrower than mine tho

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he might have (shudders in horror at the thought) SMALL HANDS. My absolute worst thing a man coulod have

Well, he's said "thank you" to me before

and I'm sure if I did the deed with him, he'd say it again.

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