woudl you shag Pip schofield? or not

[TroyMcClure]

amen

10 no i dispute that.

i ithnk he dbe liek a caged tiger
anxious to please

100( osry just lost you 90 there!)

It was funny to see him geting so wound about about the rooks!

Caged tigers aren't eager to please, they want to EAT you. He would be like a pet hamster, anxious to please, or a slightly abused spaniel. Eugh. Don't do it.

Oooh sounds like dh then !

you may hva point re spaneil tbh

I bet he says 'little boys room'. I bet he'd do that fake hysterical laugh he does when you tell him to take his pants off.

no. yeuch. he is far to earnest and giggly.

Yes, and make a dash for the bedside light (because you would SO be in the bedroom) and then he'd giggle in the dark and say 'I'm coming to get you' like a girl.

too

boco/100 - ITA.

100 i just spat on my monitor.

you are on form today.

anxious to please is right.

he would be all
"is that ok" in a wee nervous voice.
"are you sure" 3million times.

yak yak yak.

he WOUDL use the word snuggle

What's going on? You're married to a cowboy fgs. Though actually, I do sometimes find myself attracted to people the opposite to dh (because obviously YOUR dh wears denim and chews cheroots (still don't know what they are) and growls a bit).
I lusted after Stuart Pearce for a bit, I don't know why. Because he was so thick and earnest I think, and that vein stood out on his neck when he shouted.

100 times that is the stuff of dark dark nightmares.

Can we have live chat with Phil? We could ask him if he has a special name for his pee pee, if he's ever had naughties with the light on, and what kind of special ladies make him get the special feeling.

lol at dh being a cowboy.
he is in stockholm atm
When he rang last night ithoguht iw as SO SO funny cos when i answered i said

" hello stokcholm haev you got your votes please"

HOW i tittered

oh YESSSS lets have pipy on!

Cod could flirt with him, and make him nervous and he'd squirm. Would be both revolting and fascinating at once.

hmm

ooh look i have a topic

Goodness 100 it'd be terrifying - you worried for IKs feelings - you'd have to go and sit with Pip and read him edited versions of the posts or his lip might wibble.

I have been waiting for hours to post a
"that was the worst thread ever"
but just couldn't find a contender.

Yes the worst thing is that I'd be right in there jeering at him and going on about special ladies and does he fold his underpants and all that, and then I'd feel awful afterwards. This is usually how it works.

Okay, lunch break over. Am off. This has made me lol and cheered me up no end. You lot are very funny today.

I dunno - I think men can surprise you in the bedroom. The way my DH looks and acts in every day life has nooooo correlation with his bedroom performance at all. He looks like the lost Mitchell brother but is a bit of a prude!

Oh I'd definitely have said that the Mitchell brothers were Big Time Prudes. They' were so proper about everything.

Oh! Have just seen your thread Dogsby. Your very own thread. God is tempting. . . .