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The brand spanking new Joseph thread.

908 replies

LyraB · 02/07/2007 17:04

Hellllloooooo! Anyone there?

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OggsWartsExpress · 15/07/2007 20:22

Liking that image Berrie

LoonyLyraLovegood · 15/07/2007 20:22

I can't believe you had your own butler.

OggsWartsExpress · 15/07/2007 20:23

Berrie, I was liking the image of licking sweat off Lee......not of the big curves on your dh's beer belly

binkleandflip · 15/07/2007 20:24

Like you care about the canapes now the sweat rivulets have been mentioned!!

Lyra, he has chunky thighs and calves - and quite short legs!

So, his voice was as you'd expect - soft and deep - he faltered a couple of times towards the end but nothing too noticeable.

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:24

Which Oggs, the big beer belly or licking down Lee's stomach. (am amazing self with revealing naked lust...as I've said before am usually rather prim)

OggsWartsExpress · 15/07/2007 20:24

Programs Binkle?

binkleandflip · 15/07/2007 20:26

Costumes exactly as Donnie Osmond DVD - only fills them much better, obviously

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:27

Even Mrs Potiphar? I had to think twice about showing that to my class!

binkleandflip · 15/07/2007 20:27

We were given a programme on arrival - It has a double page spread of Lee - an interview (the usual stuff) and two photos - one of him in black suit and one in the coat.

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:27

Bit rude...prim you see...pant,Lee, pant

binkleandflip · 15/07/2007 20:28

Yes Berrie- sparkly bon-bons and all !

OggsWartsExpress · 15/07/2007 20:28

Ooh. I'm just bidding on the Donny Osmond vid on Ebay....

OggsWartsExpress · 15/07/2007 20:32

How does he do with the bits of the songs where he has to speak the words rather than sing them.... not speaking Egytian very well, the dream bits in the jail and the bit when he reveals himself to his brothers???

JD was absolute shite... got the intonation all wrong and sounded camp too.

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:32

Tell us about the Benjamin scene where he gets to be masterful. Was he deeeply sexy? Could you imagine him ...stop Berrie stop what is happening to you?

OggsWartsExpress · 15/07/2007 20:36

Ooh, you're coming up with some good images Berrie.......

I'm at a disadvantage as the last time I saw it was years ago at Primary School. Don't know which bits are fantasy inspiring......

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:45

Well Oggs,
Joseph fakely discovers the cup in Benjamin's sack

'Stop! You robbers your little numbers up!
one of you has stolen my precious golden cup!
Joseph started searching through his brothers sacks
Everyone was nervous no-one could relax!'

and stands facing audience, arms crossed looking cross while the brother's plead (in the BK version anyway)

binkleandflip · 15/07/2007 20:45

Oggs, he is very cute when doing the 'not speaking egyptian' he kind of shouted it out just before disappearing through the door. For some reason a little lit-up model of the london eye goes past in the background as the camel is dragging him along .

He does seems to be very focussed and in some parts where I though he would do more expression he didnt ie Instead of singing to the brothers he was standing stock still facing the audience, but I imagine he'll relax into it and loosen up a bit and the same with the prison scene with the baker/butler. Dont get me wrong, he was fab throughout and will be nice to see next month if he has noticeably got comfortable in the role.

When he revealed himself he has a sparly head-dress on which covers all his hair and he kind of bows his head and slips off forward so his hair springs out and you think - yup! that's our Lee alright!!

He does some fairly sexy scowling when he's being princely - during the Benjamin calypso one of the brothers tries to pull on him arm and he kind of jerks it away very masterfully - this is probably the part when Lee is most like he was in the TV prog.

And yes Berrie, I totally could imagine it

The freestyle megamix bit at the end when he could grin and dance about as himself was clearly the bit he seemed to really enjoy - and of course, he got a standing ovation - he was beeming as you'd expect.

Back to the Pharoah bit, the Pharoah did an extra song on stage after his bit with Joseph - Elvis style but not an Elvis song - not sure why as it didnt seem to have any relevance to the story - perhaps they had a lot to do backstage and it killed some time.

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:46

Wearing tight, golden trousers if I remember correctly, not much else

OggsWartsExpress · 15/07/2007 20:46

Where have you all gone?????

I've just bought myself the Donny Osmond video for a grand total (inc postage) of £3.51

binkleandflip · 15/07/2007 20:47

Just read Berries post and didnt realise he was supposed to stand still and face the audience in that case, he did it perfectly

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:48

Berrie lets out very dirty cackle and dh says what what? and berrie says oh nothing

OggsWartsExpress · 15/07/2007 20:49

Thought you'd all gone.....

binkleandflip · 15/07/2007 20:50

He's wearing fancier loin cloth white socks and gold boots (look a bit like spray painted doc martens ) when he's being a prince

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:50

Could hardly tell him she was imagining Lee taking Binkle over the front seats...
It must be because I'm drinking...I think we should meet up, and have a drunken Lee night!

Berrie · 15/07/2007 20:51

White socks?