EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

Enders has just gone bat shit at the moment
Can't be arsed with it

Yes, Bernie could take her out easily.

Just caught up with both of tonight’s episodes, what a load of old codswallop.
Evie needs to go now, the actress is awful, the story is ridiculous & where the hell is Ted that he hasn’t noticed all these kids in his flat?
The football coach story was a waste of time.
We’ve just had Ray shot & instead of following up on that we get drama school drug dealers

Pretty sure Mick wouldn't pass the CRB for football coach - wasn't he arrested for using prostitutes in place of Ian?

Evies voice was very high pitched and girly tonight, she may also have over done the "Evah evah" a tad.

Boring. I assume Hunter isn't dead and that none else heard the gunshot!

I think Ted went to Australia to visit his son?

Maybe I'm naive but the amount of criminal activity that goes on around the square, and no one ever seems to pay for it, is unbelievable. I so want to see a lot of those people get their comeuppance...

Isn't the Rat boy one of the awful Fletcher spawn from Holby?

I think the Munter gun shot was just in Mels head, a flash back when she heard the cup smash, either that or she’s taking a really long time to get from the kitchen to the living room to see who was firing a gun!

Evie vs Karen

Place your bets…🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️

she may also have over done the "Evah evah" a tad

Yep, just a tad!

Karen would make mincemeat of Evie. I thought Bernie was going to tell Karen tonight. Maybe she will.

I think they are over estimating the average viewers grasp of drug drops and picks up and what not

Yes I think so. DH was in and out this evening so I couldn't watch EE in peace because he who doesn't watch it kept annoyingly asking who everyone was. Evie played a scene and he asked the inevitable 'who is that' question. I paused the tv to tell him that Evie was running a drug cartel in Albert Square to which he fell around laughing saying 'drug cartel' - 'is she in Columbia'. (no offence intended to any Columbians on here). I thought drug cartel was the right phrase but apparently not.

Was the boy just pretending to have taken the drugs then but they were hidden on him? Wasn't he searched? I got a bit lost. Then in the flat, did he take them out of Bernie's pocket?

I hope Hayley tells Bev where to go! She's had news.

The80s this sentence made tears roll down my cheeks. I am still laughing. Get out mum, I've had news :) :) I literally can't stop chuckling.

Maybe Mel found munter dead and killed herself and they're both just festering in her house until the police finally show up again looking for maybe-dead ray?

Btw wasn't Alfie supposed to be taking the boys in exchange for cherry - how come he's now leaving all the kids behind?

So we're now supposed to feel sorry for Hayley's mum as she really was telling the truth after all? Please!

I'm very done with the drugs thing now - why does no one ever call the police? (Apart from the drug dealer ) also will rat turn out to be someone's long lost son or a former foster child of aunties?

What a load of ballacks.
A girl I went to school used to do that Evie-style ickle girl simpering voice, but only when there were lads around. So Evie annoys me even more as she gives me flashbacks to 25 years ago listening to this awful lisp being cooed from the back of the bus: "Oh don't put you hand down my top Jonathan, oh really don't." Gives me the rage.

I cannot wait to see the inevitable Evie/Karen stand off either. I'm hoping Mo, Kat, and Stace get involved too on Tiff's behalf. (Can't see her actual family Whit, Sonia, or Robbie being any use, though maybe Great Uncle Jack or Great Uncle Max could pile in too - although they seem to not have remembered that Tiff is related to them). I'd love to see Bianca pulling her hair and screeching in her face, but sadly that seems unlikely - I mean, you wouldn't travel all the way from Milton Keynes to London if you're daughter was being targeted by a drug gang would you? Nah, that's like a whole hour and a half away.

*your daughter

I know of so many people that are giving up on ee, and at the moment I don't blame them ! It feels like they are aiming their viewing age at 15 -24. It's all so filled with teenage problems and angst . Yes we know that drugs are rife and in the news, yes we know that major cities ( well every where ) are full of drug gangs / county lines etc. But do we really need it as soap entertainment ?

Blooming! Glad I made you laugh ;we need it at times! I meant to write bad news!
Yes, it was all very weird this week but I must admit the coach and his rant about his job saved the day. He was fab.
Fake Fagin and her drug cartel was suspect.
Maybe Stuart will run them all out of town.

or a former foster child of aunties?

Ooh good call!

Rat was tat!

Rat is indeed Fletch's badly behaved son Mikey in Holby.

Thought I recognised him!
I wanted Bernie to just stare Evie in the eyes and then head butt her square on. (I'm not prone to violent tendencies - I promise!)

I actually like what they've done with Tiff character. She's slightly vulnerable - all the softness to Rat as same age as Morgan. Can hold her own yet isn't shouty with it but is also a lost soul who seems to need Evie's attention.

I really hope Bernie saves the day in the end.

was Rat the boy in the Kentucky Fred advert - the family who foster , the first foster son grows up, he comes back with his GF and there's a young boy there , he smiles to invite him to the table for his Bargain Bucket ?
I'm going to watch it again ,

WASTE of an hour last nights ee

Evie dress sense is silly. COLD and shorts and long red padded coat

Coach story silly

Lovely bathroom done in a day

AND why is baby cherry the size of one year old

and poor abi always in the buggy

Let the child crawl about or sleep in a cot

I think Cherry & Abi must have been swapped, Cherry at 8 weeks seems bigger & more advanced than poor Abi!

The only possible way that Evie could be remotely credible as a drug baron is if it turns out she is the daughter of 'Mr. Big' who has delegated the running of his empire to her. I shall cling to that hope, in order to make her existence more bearable.

They really needed an actress who can look a little rougher, not so 'stage school'. The one who plays Hayley would have been more convincing!

Actually just thinking about it, my Dd was walking at Abi’s age, I’d have got away with the pram in the living room for about 5 minutes before she screamed her head off!

Ds2 was walking at one
and also hated being in cots, prams or pushchairs! Baby Abi is a lot more placid obviously.
Evie being ' Mr Bigs ' daughter is a terrific idea. I also agree that Hayley looks a lot tougher and rougher and would make a far more credible ' drug duchess' or whatever they call female gangsters in the drug world.
She wouldn't parade around in her undies either! The grey cardie or hoodie would be enough.
Anyway, I guess something will happen to them all and Evie and Rat will drift away soon enough leaving Tiff n Bernie to pick up the pieces.

Bev would also make a better drug pusher. She is properly scary and looks like she could take you out at forty paces.