EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

So whimsy Ray was in Portugal married to Mel and SD to Hunter he was also in a long term marriage to someone else and has a grown up DD and managed to meet wifey number 3 and produce a stoic with her too.

And they say men can't multi task 🙄

Ray/ Simon gets about a lot!

Ray's multi-marriages are rivalling that bloke in Mrs Wilson.

@dogsdinnerlady was just thinking that!
At least Mr Wilson was a spy, Ray doesn't have as much cover up

It has gone all ' Mrs Wilson' : Keeley Hawes will show up next week!

I want to flush Alfie's phone down the toilet. Aaarghh that ringtone!

How the hell can Alfie Tommy and the twins fit in that house? How?
Poor Hayley too.
Rays wife knows about all this? Very odd.

Oh for Christ’s sake! They’re stretching it beyond the limits of believability now. Alfie and 3 boys moving in?? Is there a secret cellar?

Yes poor Hayley will have to leave. There’s no way she’ll be able to live with Alfie playing happy families.

All I can think is ; the piles of washing.
I can't get mine dry in the winter! How will they manage? Do they have a tumble?

Laundrettes best customers

Oh yeah! Karen will rake it in if course.

I think that Kalfie should move out ; Australia is nice this time of year.
Follow Sharon.

Agreed!!

It's not your house to invite more people Kat! They are taking the absolute piss now

Makes me wonder if the writers are trolling us.

Just watched on catch up.

Ray - aarrgh!
Evie - aaaaaarrrrgh!!
Alfie - aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!!!

So ray is married to Nicola and Maddie and engaged to Mel? Has been with Mel since Hunter was 2, so about 13/14 years, and been with Maddie 8/9 years. And Nicola said they weren’t the first and there are more?

Meanwhile I’ve been single for 8 years with no prospects on the horizon

I think that makes 15 people in the Slaters' house. Even with 4 bedrooms that's nearly 4 to a room. Top'n'tails anyone? Whose house is it anyway? Who pays the rent? And they've only got one loo.

Evening! Been on MN a few weeks and just found this thread. I have found my people! No one I know in RL watches EE.

Victory, I actually had my chin drop at Rays wife and her whole attitude! Who writes this script?

It’s so ridiculous isn’t it 80s? It felt like an episode of sunset beach. I was waiting for the set to start wobbling.

In slaters house:
Jean
Mo
Martin
Stacey
Lilly
Arthur
Hope
Tiffany
Whitney?
Hayley
Baby
Kat
Alfie
Tommy
Bert
Ernie

Radio , welcome aboard!

No spoilers allowed ( there is a spoiler thread on telly addicts) and we're all very nice! Blondes starts new threads for us all and we do like nicknames for the characters.

Watching on catchup, I want to shove that phone down Alfie’s throat and watch him choke

I've said it before but I struggle a bit with 4 adults in my house ( it's a small 3 bed) with a small kitchen etc!
How 15 people and kids and babies could fit ?.. just nooo. ( one bathroom too)
It's beyond ridiculous.
Sort it out writers!