EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

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Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

Actually enjoyed that episode.

Loved Phil the midwife and his face 😂 alongside Karen's singing and body expressions as she did so.

Can't help wondering if Alfie really does like Hayley? He seems torn between the 2.

And Keanu

Pretty obvious Stu would be alive. Hate he's taking advantage of Dot though

Now just got to stay awake for tonight's instalment!

What happened with stu? I must have missed that bit, was feeding baby

Stu just appeared out of a shadowy chair at Dots to eat a corned beef sandwich.

Stuart

He’s had so many wallops to the head he must just be about to fall down & die?

Perhaps the twist will be he chokes on the corned beef sandwich

''I can't take anymore bloody head wounds on his head anymore' just what I was thinking!
Loved Stacey's face looking round the doorway, surely she's had her eyebrows microbladed?
I'll second Gabriel for Kim's baby with Patrick as his second name.

It's a wonder Stuart is still about considering the way his head has been bashed about.
Most of us would have been in hospital by now. Or worse.
He is the terminator.

He's like the bloody Kurgan in Highlander, Stuart. But if somebody cut off his head it'd float back onto his shoulders and only wobble gently as he sat eating a slice of Dot's Victoria sponge with a cuppa.

Well , I'm actually looking forwards to EE tonight.! Will it all kick off?
Any predictions for the night?

@youarenotkiddingme Not a hissy, just wondered how I revealed a non-specogic spoiler.

No @The80sweregreat it's fine, I didn't realise at all that that would be considered a spoiler that's all

PatricksRum anything that you e read in the paper/Facebook/elsewhere is a spoiler even if it’s vague, we like talking rubbish & making up our own story lines!

Stacey in the running for hypocrite of the year award, Alfie showing a really nasty side & Bev needs a good wallop! If I was Martin I’d chuck the lot of them out

That's good then Patrick. Welcome to the thread

Join us in chatting crap storylines and inventing better plots.

Inventive nicknames for characters are a must - feel free to Chuck some out there

What are they doing to Alfie's character? Honestly it's like he's had a complete personality transplant

Why on earth would Hayley dress up (what seems like) 10 minutes (oh it was halloween) after having a baby???

Kat is owning that scene, when did they decide to change Alfie so much

Where did they get that amount of hair from that baby ?!

Has Kat forgotten it’s not actually her house?

Kat singing in the pub? Wtf??

I hope Alfie dies

No problem. I honestly didn't know otherwise I wouldn't have said it.
Still waiting to watch today's, watching corrie first.
But why didn't mock kill Stu, I was so annoyed seeing him last night

Bit mean to old Jean Kathleen and yup since when Is it her house?

She's being a bit rich considering her past behaviours and the fact one of their boys isn't even Alfie's