EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

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Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

Engaged to Roxi. Blimey I’ve got no recollection of that. When did that happen?

Pretty sure it was after the Derek thing, while he and Kat were separated. Then he ditched Roxy to go after Kat who was about to fly off somewhere.

He (Alfie) was going to marry Roxy once.

Engaged to Roxy who completely failed to get pregnant because of
Alfie's infertility... 🤔

Had forgotten about sweaty Derek; thanks for bringing that memory to the surface
I did remember Roxy and Alfie’s fling. Never let infertility get in the way of the scriptwriters getting a character up the duff on first shag.
Tbh the whole Kat and Alfie storyline is a bit shit... she’s known throughout Walford as shagging anything with a pulse; she was always having a quick one in the Queen Vic alley, and we had those scenes before she and Alfie left where she told him outright that she just can’t help herself and that she’d always hurt him. So it doesn’t make a lot of sense that she’d be surprised that he shagged Hayley (presumably when they’d split anyway after the Russian-shagging/scalding incident) ?
Btw hasn’t Alfie got an incurable brain tumour??

Think the brain tumour is a bit like his infertility 🤫

As I may have commented before. Brain tumours don’t tend to be so dangerous in people that don’t have a brain

To be fair, Alfie had the brain tumour removed at the end of Redwater. He nearly died on the operating table. But only nearly...

Redwater? Is that a parallel universe?

It was the Kat and Alfie spin-off where they went to find Zoe's twin.

Never heard of that, sounds like it’s proving a handy vehicle for filling in the - -gaping- - - -great- - holes in the storylines!

Roxy dodged a bullet not having Alfie's child . Poor Amy is an orphan now : there would have been another one living in the overcrowded home with Alfie n co!

I liked red water

Tho many didn’t

I think the ending wasn’t cut and shut ?

So yes xmas time so birth of Kim’s baby will happen

Mock obv didn’t kill STU

IM still waiting for Bobby to return

Who is Amy's dad?

Where is zoe?

Jack is Amy’s dad, Roxie said it was Sean Slater but it was a fib! Remember the dna test was in a Christmas cracker at the Mitchells dinner in the Vic

Zoe moved to Spain and has a twin somewhere. That much I do remember. Kat visited the convent where she gave birth and saw the record of it.

I think the twin was in the spin off show but I only managed 10 minutes so I’m not really sure. Would like to know why Kat looked so different in the spin off - not a scrap of leopard or boob in sight!

Just a reminder that tonight's episode is on at 8.30.

South ; I'm
Ready for festive angst!

LOLOL... Phil and Kim 😂😂

Oh look who’s back, what a shock

Lots going on. Phil only went there to get stuffing!

Kim must have been boiling giving birth in that great big jumper!

fire place lighting tomorrow at the slaters - I’m sure nothing could possibly go wrong

Stuart isn't looking in the best of health!
The choir are very Britain's got talent.