EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

I think Stuart will show up & attack one of the women who will then kill him in self defence, or he will be arrested trying to kill the Carters.

Is Shazza back or has she just
deserted demon Denny for xmas?

I think Jean is going through the menopause.... she is forgetting words and she was fanning herself furiously .

As long as Jean’s not pregnant! How old is Jean? I would have guessed post menopause?

I think Jean must be over 50 easily! Ian is about 48?
There is a spoilers thread on mumsnet for EE.
I agree that Stu will turn up with more bruises and a grubbier cardigan.
He can't be dead.

My musings on Stu are just that! I don't know of course! Lol

The actress that plays Jean is 58, her character must be about the same I would think

She looks younger than that I think!
She is so slim : I have slim envy!
What she sees in Ian I don't know.

Kim said "Best Christmas Ever" when she was outside with Pearl (talking to Denise and I cannot remember who else)

Can I add her to The Cull List ?

Aww ; I like Kim. At least she's a laugh and has some spirit!

When Jean was in Ian's house - does Ian live alone now? Or is it just him and Kathy?

He could offer the top two floors to the Slaters OverFlow ( He has a ground floor bedroom and I think bathroom ) from when Jane was in a wheelchair .
First floor bedrooms and a loft conversion.

Kathy went off to Portugal weeks ago. She lives with Ian normally.
It's a fair size home with just him and her.
He could make money renting some of it out!

You know what gets me about EE is that in the cellar the gas is always off and the lines are dusty as f* 😂 don't know how anyone expects to get a decent pint.

The actual running of the ' east end boozer' is very much second to the other angst that the carters go through on an almost weekly basis!
I think Stuart ' moved the mixers' : that's as good as it gets.
In real life it must be full on and very hard going. Plus you rarely see a delivery lorry either!

@youarenotkiddingme I didn't reveal a spoiler?

You did Patrick. Are you new to this thread? I don't recall seeing your name before.

We just don't do spoilers on here but there is an EE thread for spoilers on telly addicts.
We just like to speculate!

Yes you did Patrick. You mentioned something happening in new year. We don't post any confirmed information here - we discuss what's happening, what's happened and what we think may happen in the future.
Are you new? I'm sure you didn't do it on purpose as the thread title is explicit. Hence my explanation above and explanation about why I was reporting post.

Reported 😡

Oh dear did Patrick throw a hissy? 😂😂 (didn't see post btw)

I'm still registering it's Christmas Eve tomorrow and therefore we have 3 full days of Xmas disaster of Albert square to watch!

I can't wait. I hope Jean and Ian are over their concussion and hangovers. Wonder if they'll kiss after jeans little peck?

I think the storyline at Christmas will be around the slaters as they've been very central to a lot of stories lately and Bev has randomly turned up on the square.

I don't think we'll see Stu over the Christmas period. I think we'll see Mock doing a lot of his menacing wistful looks as he knows what he's done!

He may turn up for Easter bank holidays storyline?!

THeres always one 🙄🙄😡😡

Thank you for reporting. Luckily I didn’t see it or would be losing the plot !!

Luckily it wasn't too specific.

Did Kat and Alfie split because she was shagging a Russian when one of the twins got scalded or have I made that up?

soup,. i think thats what happened in spain and thats why kat showed up on her own.
I assume, Hayley and Alfie had a fling after she did this and they were ' on a break' ( i may have nicked that from friends !)
who is running Alfie's pub in spain is also a mystery, unless he has sold it? so many questions eh?
I hope i didnt come across as too horrible about the whole spoiler thing, but this thread isnt for that purpose. we mostly just like to tease about past stories or just speculate on upcoming misery. And make up names for the characters!

I was just thinking that she really doesn't have a leg to stand on with the Hayley thing. Or does Alfie not know about the Russian?