EASTENDERS 30. Absolutely no spoilers !!!!!

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Sooooooo heading up for Xmas

What will be the stories

Has to be phil finding out about SHAZZY and keanu

Will be do the same as dirty den to Angie all those years ago

Or

Same as grant did and play a recording when he found out she was sleeping with phil

STU. Will he confess on Xmas day and the silly story finally be laid to rest

Assume Kim will pop and drop soon

I still think bobby new head will return. It's been 2.5yrs and he got 3 and could be out early for good behaviour

If not then June 2019

Baby abi is still an orphan. Surely they will decide soon who can be ma and pa

Will MEL tell ray or led him done the aisle to dump him

What else have I missed

Nancy; genius! As others have said, it would make a change from the usual Christmas angst.
' if it wasn't for you pesky carters ..'
Aunt Babe was a proper baddie!

I think we are supposed to think he killed Dylan, with still having the money, but who knows. Poor Dylan.
That will be the Christmas Day storyline! Minus Babe appearing from under the mask, alas.

It was mentioned on here, one of the manyirritating things Alfie does is to sweep the hair from Kat's face. I'd never noticed before!

I wonder if we will have a Christmas death? I suppose Stuart has to be the favourite to go, but Im willing to take on the job & murder Alfie myself if need be. Obviously I will need you all to send clips of EE to my phone that I will smuggle in to prison while I’m paying for my crime (although I might get a medal & a royal pardon for saving the nation from the misery of Moon)

Has Alfie always been this pathetic? I'm sure my memory of him from years back was that he was a happy, enthusiastic guy. A lot less annoying and pitiful than he has become. May just be my warped memory though

When he was first in it he was mouthy & flash & lied but he had his Nan & brother and there was a nice side to him. Now he’s just a conman, he sold Ian’s telly ffs!

Can't you have take Stuart with you as well, Nancy.

Oh and if I hear Awfeeee saying.
Good way to go. Can i call you back, more time.
I'll run a fuckin amok..

Oh and about the baby scenario has got forgotten that did exactly the same thing by having a child with Awfees cousin. Let's see if that conversation comes up.

I wonder if Alfie will bring up about Tommy being Michael Moon's son once his big secret about Cherry pie emerges ( as I'm sure it will do eventually)
Nancy, we will all stick up for you if you do 'kill 'Alfie ; lots of alibis here ' we didn't see her do anything , honest guv' (we will be Spartacus! )Alfie was such a nice happy cheerie chappy fanmillyy man at first but is irritating now.
His treatment of Hayley is diabolical!

I think we'll have a Mel - Ray showdown at Xmas! Perhaps some repeat of the scene of Ian's bride in muddy puddles but instead in snow?!

I think the bigamist wedding is Bew Years Eve/Day. They have to spread to joy over the whole festive season!

Ha ha. I've just thought. If you do a spoonerism on Alfie's mums name
It'd be Merry Choon.

Merry choon! Very good.

So we have the prospect of Mel running around in a dress looking stunning and catching out Ray/simon (with other wife's help I suppose.. )
Alfie and the entire residents of the slater / moon home getting a new fire plus extension: lucky them. Even though it's a rented home.
Kim about to give birth whilst giving daggers at jean and Ian in the choir. Another Christmas baby!
And the carters having a stressful Yuletide ( for a change) whilst Stuart is busy plotting his next move!

Sounds about right 80s aren’t you glad you don’t live in Walford

*a new fire plus extensiong

Both of which were done dodgily and probably without proper safety checks... (taps side of nose)

I am pleased I don't live there! It's crime stats are very high, it's nearly always miserable at Christmas and you end up with lots of children with lots of different annoying men!
Not to mention the death rate.
We've all dodged a bullet not living there.

I forgot about Kim. When is she due? We know babies in Walford like to arrive at Christmas time is dramatic fashion. Maybe mid choir performance?!

I'm sure Kim will birth mid chorus of ' Mary's boy child'
Or she will go the local squat. Seems to be where they go!
More babies for the kiddie cupboard!
Pearl will be pleased to have a new sibling. Not that we have seen her in months.

WTF is going on with Shirley’s hair?! She gets scruffier and scruffier every episode. I feel sorry for the actress, why can’t they smarten her up a bit?!

For a dentist his never at work is he?
Glad he isn't my dentist.

Kim's pregnant? Who is the father?

Does anyone know where to buy the cat that dot has on her kitchen wall? It’s a grey cat head with green eyes. I keep googling it every few months but can’t find it!

Vincent is the dad. Kim found out she was expecting just before Vincent took off.
Two children with the same dad!

Two children with the same dad!

Ha ha, what a novelty!

I've not watched Eastenders all year and am just getting into it again. Looking forward to some misery at Christmas mwah ha ha.

Iam, welcome to our gang.