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Credit cards at the ready! The Apprentice are going to try and sell us stuff

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dillite · 28/11/2018 20:49

We will need those credit cards to buy some Tena Ladies as we will be pissing ourselves laughing

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StripySocksAndDocs · 28/11/2018 21:30

Ok, so I wasn’t at maximum cringe. This is more dreadful than dreadful. Bit of practice wouldn’t have gone amiss.

BadgerWithRice · 28/11/2018 21:30

Oh my I’m still crying at the massive pink vagina Grin

MarshaBradyo · 28/11/2018 21:31

Doing better so far

StripySocksAndDocs · 28/11/2018 21:32

Some one bought the vagina/vulva. Perfect for reclining as you watch qvc

dillite · 28/11/2018 21:32

chipping at work I often get to hear about vaginas being touched and every single time I just want to get up and shout "IT'S A VULVA! IT'S A FUCKING VULVA! VAGINA IS ON THE INSIDE!"

One day I just might

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AutumnCrow · 28/11/2018 21:32

She had her arse inside the opening of the giant vagina, at least allow me that.

ChippingIn · 28/11/2018 21:32

I’ll turn it on, couple of strokes and it’s done...

TMI Daniel, TMI

GhostSauce · 28/11/2018 21:33

How has nobody chinned K in this process. Impressive willpower.

dillite · 28/11/2018 21:35

I hope that all of the sabotaging and backstabbing cunts get fired

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PrincessScarlett · 28/11/2018 21:35

Poor Tom. The girls are going to lynch him if they lose.

StripySocksAndDocs · 28/11/2018 21:35

Would I be wrong in saying they were less shit?

ChippingIn · 28/11/2018 21:35

Ghost, why? K is ok

dillite · 28/11/2018 21:36

princess which is why they were so keen for him to the the PM.

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MarshaBradyo · 28/11/2018 21:36

Much better
Better instructions too

PrincessScarlett · 28/11/2018 21:37

Yes Dillite, totally agree.

dillite · 28/11/2018 21:39

"Sabrina and I"! "Sabrina and I!"

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redsummershoes · 28/11/2018 21:40

still dissapointed that we didn't get a repeat of the trampoline.

troodiedoo · 28/11/2018 21:40

I actually warmed to kadija (sp?) In this task. A tricky one.

Loved the shots of Claude pissing himself in the background.

troodiedoo · 28/11/2018 21:41

Bit gutted kyode wasn't here for this one.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 28/11/2018 21:42

Camilla properly stitched up Jackie there

ChippingIn · 28/11/2018 21:42

🙈🙈

dillite · 28/11/2018 21:43

So they won by a tiny margin- I am not surprised those earrings didn't sell.

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ChippingIn · 28/11/2018 21:43

I think the marginally better team won

dillite · 28/11/2018 21:43

Oh wow, instant firing!

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PrincessScarlett · 28/11/2018 21:43

I'm hoping Sir Alan fires both Jackie and Camilla for their backstabbing.

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