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Neighbours - Dee isn't Dee, Paul is evil, Finn is hanging on and Bea needs to find the well

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SleepingStandingUp · 24/11/2018 00:21

Yo

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MorningsEleven · 14/01/2019 23:09

How shit are Erinsborough police? No wonder Toadie is the only lawyer, they make him look like a genius.

KittyMcAllister · 14/01/2019 23:22

I've often wondered why Terese doesn't visit her dgd more often. Even at Xmas when she was talking about Josh she didn't even mention Matilda. It was weird.

Lovewineandchocs · 15/01/2019 00:14

Nah Terese thought Ned was trouble and . But then Terese used to treat everyone like shit well, to be fair he was actually trouble, what with the whole Jacka’s wife affair, the balloon sabotage by Jacka, and burning down Maxine’s house Grin
I did like how Paige and Terese became friends after both treating each other like shit, and I’m glad she seems to be developing that sort of relationship with Ned too. I’d like to get rid of Bea though, Ned could do way better.

tobee · 15/01/2019 01:19

OMG! Who is Dr Paul Rogan? Not Dr David or Dr Karl?

I couldn't really get with the suspense in Harold's because I got obsessed with the t shirt the extra was wearing with "not really listening" on it. I want one.

PS I think Delaney quite good actress. She looks right too.

tobee · 15/01/2019 01:21

Who's gonna be the first to say "there's a dr called Dr Paul Rogan? No I'm just joshing with you"

I'll get my coat. 😬

Smidge001 · 15/01/2019 05:49

Ooh I had rogan josh for dinner. Sharwoods sauce. (Not as good as a takeaway) .

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SleepingStandingUp · 15/01/2019 09:58

So, there's a gun man on the loose, and they leave the door unlocked?
They have a phone but no one thinks to text someone outside or even tweet to say he's in there?
Elly should NOT get her job back!

And bloody Dipi's kids are there so the ENTIRE thing will be about how her kids are affected

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MorningsEleven · 15/01/2019 13:13

And Bea. It'll all be about how Bea is traumatised even though she's not there, the big dickhead!

costacoffeecup · 15/01/2019 14:05

I would without a doubt have shot Elly by now.

Clawdy · 15/01/2019 14:14

So Elly tells the guy to go with a nervous smile, then stands with Yashvi, both staring at him in terror?Think he got the message!

Walney · 15/01/2019 15:57

And Bea. It'll all be about how Bea is traumatised even though she's not there,

Yes! She will definitely find a way to twist it so its all about her, or how someone was rude/mean to her.

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SleepingStandingUp · 15/01/2019 17:11

Oh my God, imagine if I'd been there!! He might have shot me instead or I might have seen it and then I'd be traumatised. I know it's your Step Mom Ned but I can't believe you haven't bothered to ask how I am every five minutes!! I might write a song about it.

Oh no, it was nearly me
Oh thank God it wasn't Bea
But even so I feel the pain
As if it was my body slain

The whole world is here to torture
My poor soul no one did nurture
The whole world is here to torture
No one can feel my pain

I toss and turn and think what if
I hadn't lived to sing along with the riff
The world would not get to hear me sing
And Ned would never buy me a ring

The whole world is here to torture
My poor soul no one did nurture
The whole world is here to torture
No one can feel my pain

They say I am a dramatist
But all I see is a very near miss
Even though I was no where near
I feel myself feeling feint and queer

The whole world is here to torture
My poor soul no one did nurture
The whole world is here to torture
No one can feel my pain

My life is flashing before my eyes
My life is full and why oh why's
Everything bad is all about me
And why no one else can see
That it must be all about Bea

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qazxc · 15/01/2019 19:09

Excellent "smell the fart" acting from Aaron, he's onto Ellie and Chloe.

MorningsEleven · 15/01/2019 19:13

Classic sleeping. Hope you were wearing far too much eyeliner and a super mario outfit when you wrote that

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SleepingStandingUp · 15/01/2019 19:32

Of course Mornings, I'll wear anything for you 😉

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woodhill · 15/01/2019 19:49

Why does Delaney's dad look like an 80s reject, a bit like Jacko's attire and how lapse is the hotel's security

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 15/01/2019 21:40

Inspired by Sleeping I’ve donned my beige paper bag trousers and ringed my eyes with kohl to pen another contribution to Bea’s debut album ‘Songs from the Well’. This is Bea’s tribute to the classic song ‘It Should Have Been Me’...

I heard about a siege in a local complex
When I heard the news I was slightly perplexed.
Where were the messages of concern?
Surely my phone was about to burn?
As people shouted
“You know it could have been Bea!
And then what would we do?
You know it could have been Bea
And then her songs would die too!”

People People, I made a promise to share all of my heart
Some call them songs, but I call them art
So I’m standing here feeling so blue
No ones noticed, I live quite close too
It could have been me!
Even though I was nowhere near
You know it could have been me
I could easily drop dead from fear

Then someone said ‘Y know Therese got shot’
Can you believe these guys? I live on an adjacent plot
So I shouted
It could have been me!
You know it could have been me
You know it could have been me!
Don’t you know all of this is about me

People let me tell you now
It could have been me
Instead of T on the floor
It really could have been me
I’m not someone you can ignore
It could have been meeeeeee!

Notreallyhere2 · 15/01/2019 21:41

It’s janes earrings distracting me at the moment- they look like the little metal contraption that you use to open the door to the SIM card on an iPhone.

Starburst8 · 15/01/2019 22:16

Since someone posted a pic of ET dressed up in a wig and hat. I can't look at Jane in the same way. Please tell me it's not just me

Cherrypie32 · 15/01/2019 22:21

All baddies in Oz soaps look like him woodhill

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 15/01/2019 22:23

Starburst it is definitely not just you. I have no idea of anything she’s said since that was pointed out because I just snigger every time I see her.

2isabella2 · 15/01/2019 22:27

These lyrics are so funny!

NymphInYellow · 15/01/2019 23:23

Why wasnt Dipi at Harolds? Yes, I thought she'd forgotten about Yashvi too.

Where WAS Bea? Shame she wasn't there. She could have distracted the gunman by singing at him. He'd have either given himself up or shot her. So win win.

I noticed Azza's 2 grey cells sparking together. Hmm, it couldn't be that they've just been in a traumatic situation together. Nope, Chloe must be in love with her.

Poor ET.

tobee · 16/01/2019 00:26

I'm sure I wasn't supposed to laugh out loud at today's episode.

The bit with Therese feeling "a bit numb" reminded me of those storylines from the good old days they recycled with frequency:-

Scenario 1:- Mrs Mangle falls off ladder - end of episode. Next episode ends with Mrs Mangle sad face close up as doctor says that she may never walk again. Next episode ends with Mrs Mangle being able to wiggle her toe, against all odds. Next episode Mrs Mangle up and about and it's never spoken of again.

A few weeks later someone else falls of a wall etc etc

Gatehouse77 · 16/01/2019 08:19

I found the whole siege thing so ridiculous and can't believe people are singing Elly's praises! If she hadn't been such a thick bint to tell only him that they were free to go but had instead, oh I don't know, texted someone to say he was in there..Hmm
Which will no doubt lead to her getting her job back - the one she continually screws up.