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DOCTORS- the thread where we say good bye to the great Dr Heston Carter, r.i.p ( and with a bit of luck, his irritating wife).

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Raahh · 16/11/2018 13:53

ready for Heston...

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FuzzyCustard · 26/11/2018 13:57

Someone tell the Prof he is too large and must lose weight for the sake of his health. Nowt random about that.

blamethecat · 26/11/2018 13:57

Cheery

Raahh · 26/11/2018 13:58

Fuzzy yup. It's not really rocket science.

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Pencilmuseum · 26/11/2018 13:58

Wonder if my individual apple pie (not mrkipling) is warmed through yet ...

blamethecat · 26/11/2018 13:58

Perfect for space week raahh, maybe get nearly branson involved and whoosh she's gone.

SubtitlesOn · 26/11/2018 13:58

Zara I agree with you

Redshoeblueshoe · 26/11/2018 13:59

Daniel is being a dick

blamethecat · 26/11/2018 13:59

I'll check it for you pencil

Raahh · 26/11/2018 13:59

Daniel is such is a weak parent. He just wants to be fun dad. Izzy is going to be a nightmare teenager.

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blamethecat · 26/11/2018 14:00

Have an affair with alien man, bet he's super fertile

Raahh · 26/11/2018 14:00

blame it would be great.

She could deliver babies on Mars. Or somewhere further afield.

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blamethecat · 26/11/2018 14:01

He's having a heart attack in the icon

Redshoeblueshoe · 26/11/2018 14:01

Mars is far enough away

Raahh · 26/11/2018 14:01

Buying a house and having a baby at the same time can be very stressful though.

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SubtitlesOn · 26/11/2018 14:01

Val GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

blamethecat · 26/11/2018 14:01

Maybe the statue could play classical music ?

FuzzyCustard · 26/11/2018 14:02

A Heston drinking fountain? Is it wrong to wonder where the water might come out?

blamethecat · 26/11/2018 14:02

Poor Allia, your mum is over it and doesn't care

FuzzyCustard · 26/11/2018 14:03

A handkerchief is a shock? Sufficient to ring your mum? Hells Bells.

Redshoeblueshoe · 26/11/2018 14:03

Fuzzy Grin

SubtitlesOn · 26/11/2018 14:03

He is depressed

blamethecat · 26/11/2018 14:03

Hey it could be like the French? Pissing boy fuzzy

FuzzyCustard · 26/11/2018 14:04

Mars is not far away enough. They've got that probe thingy about to land and beam back pictures. No good.

Redshoeblueshoe · 26/11/2018 14:04

I was laughing at the water fountain obviously

blamethecat · 26/11/2018 14:04

What happened to all the patient's from last week ?