Get off my lawn The Apprentice!

[dillite]

And take your candidates with you before they ruin the shrubs!

Kayode speaks at the speed of light

Karren looks like she is dying inside

This is absolutely ridiculous

I just want you out of my shop!

Ah ye a watering can will be just the same

Those benches are awful

This reminds me of the task a few years ago when they were picking up bird shit!

How do they think that clients won't notice them skimping on stuff?

How is it tropical?

GET A BIGGER BRUSH

I think it's weird to make them do actual decorating and gardening.

It's done to prove how fucking hopeless they are at anything vaguely practical

They must have professional gardeners waiting on the sidelines somewhere waiting laughing their arses off, surely?

Tokyo that was hilarious

I'd forgotten the bird shit. That was so funny

They all seem bizarrely pleased with themselves

I'm a shit gardener. And even I could put together something better than that.

I have never gardened in my life and could have come up with something better

Does Khadija have a cleaning business?

In fairness, jet washing would have made that courtyard even worse as there was no drainage there and nowhere for the dirty water to run.

Think Tom might be in danger if his team loses

Fuck. Khadija and Jackie dodged a bullet there

He's sending them to a swingers venue?

The treats are getting increasingly crap in line with their performances

Yes Tom to go I'd say, he should have stayed & done the corporate job.