Get off my lawn The Apprentice!

[dillite]

And take your candidates with you before they ruin the shrubs!

Some great karren faces

Hello! Late to the thread. Good to see they are all still fucking clueless

Sian channelling Meghan Markle today.

I do think that getting them to go and price stuff up, get orders and then go and buy stuff when they have no idea how much the stuff will actually cost.

Jackie and Khadija to go in a double firing?

Why the fuck are they dressed as plants?

Jasmine's face at having to be with Sabrina

Oooh tension

Jesus. Khadija will end up burying Jackie in someone's garden.

Sneaky move from Daniel there

None of them would get near my urban garden in a million years

All that in 30 minutes? Are they having a laugh?

This will look awful

They only have 3 plant pots for that massive roof garden?

They are utterly out of their depth

I think their definition of classy may be different to mine

This is cringe making

I can't watch!

Well fudged by Sabrina there.

I can't watch!! What a mess!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Watering can rather than jet wash? Oh my God!

Claude's face!

Oh god they are such muppets, they haven't a bloody clue, no way could that be painted in half an hour

I think this may be the worst I have ever seen....