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EASTENDERS 29 - no SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/10/2018 16:34

Seems not much has changed

STU story still isn’t finished. When will mick be released and did STU shoot hisself

No one has baby abi yet

Who knows about shaz and kneanu and is sending messages

When will Kat see her kids

When will Alfie appear

When will the square find out about Hayley and Alfie

What will happen to tiff and druggy boyfriend

And poor Bernie being shunted by tiff

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SoupDragon · 31/10/2018 10:03

I agree - Kat will scare the baby to life.

IStandWithPosie · 31/10/2018 10:16
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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 31/10/2018 12:36

Why did those people keep running away from Hayley. Did they think she was a ghost or something.Halloween ConfusedHalloween Grin

Poor Mick seems to have been forgotten about. God love him.
Why has Linda chosen to believe that creep over her own her own husband and the father of her children.
Come on EE get real.

iknowimcoming · 31/10/2018 13:34

Just watched last night's - god that was bloody awful - really EE? Agree Kat will find her, first place she'll look will obviously be the never-before-seen-druggy-squat - stands to reason eh? I'm not angry just very disappointed 

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Blondeshavemorefun · 31/10/2018 14:16

I did wonder why Hayley didn’t go home or call 999 or even ask anyone for help

Instead she drives taxi somewhere - tho not far - and finds some squat with yummy smelling candles and gives birth

Obv she won’t die. Or will she

And Kat then take baby as she always wanted another daughter. And bring up as hers and Alfie’s

Tho she takes no notice of ZOE or Bert and Ernie twins or the other one

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SoupDragon · 31/10/2018 14:23

Where would be the drama in calling an ambulance rather than driving to a random squat?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 31/10/2018 14:30

Lol @soup

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IdahoCrow · 31/10/2018 14:35

She drove to, basically, the end of the short street, executed a laborious (see what I did there) three point turn, and then it went dark within seconds, and she roamed about in a blood-soaked white nightgown with her dark hair curtaining her face.

I'm guessing the writers were taking bets on how many horror memes they could squish in - the nightmare road to nowhere; the Dracula rapid nightfall; Carrie's menstrual blood; Cathy's ghost on Wuthering Heights. Now we move on to the birth of the demon spawn. Kat gets to be Father Karras - watch for her tripping down steps on her heels.

iknowimcoming · 31/10/2018 15:00

Also where in the world did Hayley get that nighty? Woolworths circa 1974?

SoupDragon · 31/10/2018 15:01

AND she left a bloody handprint on the taxi window.

SoupDragon · 31/10/2018 15:02

And why did she change into the nighty? It made no sense.

IdahoCrow · 31/10/2018 15:13

Oh yes, Soup, we've got a bit of scary Titanic orgasm and Rosemary's Baby going on there as well. Any bets for a nod to The Shining coming soon?

dogsdinnerlady · 31/10/2018 15:39

Kat looked more scary in her costume than she does in mufti. Will Hayley's baby demon be called Damien? Perhaps there is some significance in being born on Hallowe'en, lie an anti-Christ.
What was the significance of the countdown on her 'phone? Missed that bit as was too busy laughing.
Also, on what planet do grown-ups wander around in broad daylight in Hallowe'en costumes?

IdahoCrow · 31/10/2018 15:47

I think the phone countdown was about the time between contractions but it probably importantly signifies something apocryphal in the seemingly coked-up world of some of the writers.

youarenotkiddingme · 31/10/2018 16:32

Well they ran off because she was dressed in a white nighty and covered in blood so I think they thought it was some scary arsed Halloween costume! Although was obvious it was real

The80sweregreat · 31/10/2018 16:33

I bet baby lives : Kat saves
the day.
Jean feels guilty for getting drunk and not being there for her : auntie n uncle help her keep the child ;
child becomes attached to grey cardie / they use vanish on that hideous nightie ( lol at woolies 1970s collection , I think we all had one from the 'ladybird ' section in the 70s in white or pink with matching slippers/ even the boys! 😂)
Hayley sings the child a gravel voiced lullaby and calls it Katherine after Kat!
Alfie shows up... duff duff duff

dogsdinnerlady · 31/10/2018 16:38

.....Kat looked LESS scary in her costume than she does in mufti...Brain Fade!
Were we supposed to think her phone battery was running down? Otherwise she could have phoned for an ambulance. But as someone said, that would be too obvious.

lazymum99 · 31/10/2018 17:06

Kat's halloween costume was the first time her boobs have been covered since she came back. She looked sort of 'normal'.

Optimist1 · 31/10/2018 18:26

Saw the film Bohemian Rhapsody today and was very surprised to see who was playing the part of Roger Taylor (Queen's drummer) - Peter Beale!

The80sweregreat · 31/10/2018 20:40

I forgot that Kat has four children! Zoe must be in her 30s now , Tommy is around 10( his dad was Michael moon I believe) and the twins are getting on too.

ThatPurpleCat · 31/10/2018 21:21

optimist I saw The film and spent the whole time trying to think who was playing Roger Taylor. I had to Google it as soon as the film finished! Film was fab btw

Optimist1 · 31/10/2018 21:36

Agreed, Purple - I liked the way the music and the band relationships were so much in the forefront and the darker side of FM's life was included but not highlighted.

youarenotkiddingme · 31/10/2018 22:06

The 80's doesn't she have 5? Didn't Zoe have a twin brother which is who she went searching for in Ireland?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/11/2018 02:57

Oh yes the murdeeous twin in Ireland. Forgot about him

White nightie as she was going to seduce Keanu

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The80sweregreat · 01/11/2018 07:35

Oh yes! Kat has five children! Goodness .
It quickly adds up in soap land.