I'm watching that tv talent show thing on ITV - watch it with me and be scathing

[Twiglett]

Squonk . Will she be doing a burlesque strip, a lap dance or a pole dance .

Came on to a scathing thread to find everyone blubbing! was gwon?

I heard dimpled thighs act can't be shown before the watershed, something to do with a funnel.

I blubbed when little girl did over the rainbow

AND when majorette boy twirled around

Is dimpledthighs really on tonight? Or am I being gullible?

Have just tuned in and seen the wierd trampolinist

I just can't resist this programme

Can't get over |Simon Cowell clapping all those little girls

Missed the little girls
Oh god this kid is so excrutiating I want to cry

The animal impressions ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

magnetic man!! lol lolol

pmsl at magnet man

its just not an act is it?

I can't stop laughing

football juggling man is so crap. But strangely attractive, largely due to the glass of pinot grigio I've just imbibed, I suspect

More attractive than actless metal man anyway

PMSL.. that is pre recorded!!!

Its the MUPPETTSSSSSSSS YAYAYYYYYYY

aww bless her

I know she's only 11 .. but she's SHITE

awen loses it in an hormonal haze

she is not!! she is a sweet heart!

Agree, she's so bad

Please please please don't let her through

see what I did there .. I went cock-er-ney

she was FLAT

WTF is the matter with these blokes?

tis the marmite that has warped you..

sniffles into hanky. Might be hormonal.. so what

and an OTT actress

feckin' stage brat

She is dreadful