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X FACTOR -Auditions WEEK 2- ***8.30pm SAT/8pm Sun****

426 replies

Raahh · 08/09/2018 09:22

One week in, and they are already messing with the timeGrin

I'm still not sure about the judges, I like Louis, I'm reserving judgement on Robbie and Ayda (so long as he doesn't sing every week).

I think going back to the BGT style auditions has ruined it.

I'm going to need a bigger bag of bombay mix...

Grin
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Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2018 20:52

I took my DS to a uni today . He spent the whole time staring at the floor, mumbling, looking vaguely angry and usually pink to red in skin colouring. While all the girls skipped around looking all fragrant and joyful and committed. Sigh.

NoisyBrain · 08/09/2018 20:53

17?!!!!!

Raahh · 08/09/2018 20:53

Ooh he look like a Bee Gee.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 08/09/2018 20:54

Pat Sharp? Is that you?

nancy75 · 08/09/2018 20:54

Like a Bee Gee with sun burn

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2018 20:55

Oh and just to make me feel really inferior and despairing it's an uber confident 17 yo boy. Great.

nancy75 · 08/09/2018 20:55

His legs are thinner than my arms Sad

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 08/09/2018 20:55

His legs will surely snap.

Raahh · 08/09/2018 20:55

Piggy - my nearly 16 year old ds is the same. Grin He wears his hood up in the house.

Oh- this bloke reminds me of Phill- with and FFF.Grin

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NoisyBrain · 08/09/2018 20:55

I like him!

Raahh · 08/09/2018 20:55

I love him.

Old Louis would say yes.

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Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2018 20:55

Pat Sharp crossed with Robbie Savage with a bit of Hanson.

JaneJeffer · 08/09/2018 20:55

Grin the skinny legs

TheFairyCaravan · 08/09/2018 20:56

Evening. I’ve just turned over from Strictly.

Never was he 17

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2018 20:56

raahh, thank you. I feel better Grin

JaneJeffer · 08/09/2018 20:57

I have a 19 year old mumbler.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 08/09/2018 20:57

piggy, I'm sure your ds will come into his own when he gets to uni! That 17 yo may have been confident, but he has obviously time travelled from the 80s.

Raahh · 08/09/2018 20:58

nancy I think Simon is too old for this. I don't think he gets what is is
current any more, by the look of things- because the second girl in particular sounded like all the crap my kids listen to very current to me.

It's not all Sappy boybands any more.

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sunshineNdaisies · 08/09/2018 20:59

if they can't get it right first time, then don't give them second chances. you might as well do away with the auditions altogether and just go straight to the lives

Raahh · 08/09/2018 21:02

And he makes then sing Ariana Grande?Minaj etc?

How predictable and 3 years ago, Simon.

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nancy75 · 08/09/2018 21:02

They are going to say they’re great, I’ve heard better cats fighting by the bins

TheFairyCaravan · 08/09/2018 21:02

The poo squats are extreme here

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2018 21:02

This is true platypus !

JaneJeffer · 08/09/2018 21:03

I'd like them to do Salt'n'Pepa. Old git school.

NoisyBrain · 08/09/2018 21:03

SO. Many. Poo. Squats.