X FACTOR -Auditions WEEK 2- ***8.30pm SAT/8pm Sun****

[Raahh]

One week in, and they are already messing with the time

I'm still not sure about the judges, I like Louis, I'm reserving judgement on Robbie and Ayda (so long as he doesn't sing every week).

I think going back to the BGT style auditions has ruined it.

I'm going to need a bigger bag of bombay mix...

I'm sure she claims 26!

AMY WINEHOUSE!!??? ADELE????? WTAF?

If someone said I reminder them of Paloma Faith I would knock them out

I think my ears must be broken.

I liked James Arthur. Even if he was a bit of an idiot. At least he was a bit different.

James Arthur is great.

James Arthur is the last good thing produced by this shit programme.

Oh bum, I missed her singing. Was she any good?

26

She will be in the Overs then.

That's always a difficult category.

No Noisy

Jane

You could rephrase that noisy as oh singing! I missed her bum which also works...

I can't get used to the lottery being on ITV, an a convoluted programme on the Beeb. With Dale Winton.

R.I.P Dale.

Piggy actually LOL at that!

Hey all. I'm not sure I can handle another week of Knobbie Williams and his no. 1 fan, sorry, wife but I will try.

Piggy

(Her bum was quite hard to miss, as it was hanging out of her shorts)

Oh no.

She is 14 .

We will need a KLAXON.

They will tell her she is too young.

Too many pooh squats already

The girl from last year, who was also on the Kids Voice, sang this, didn't she?

Piggy

Come on Platypus we're in this together

(I do like the song)

She will get another chance, what a surprise.

Oh to have the confidence of youth!

Simon looks confused.

I didn't have any confidence of youth nor do I have any of middle age.

Jane I think this thread is the only thing that keeps me here!!

She is ok. Seems a bit angry though

Simon won’t get this at all, anything more edgy than bananarama is too much for him