They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

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New thread, peeps

Just catching up on last nights. OMFG Monty and his breadcrumbs!

I have just caught up on this - what an episode not to be on this thread

Well that was the episode that kept on giving, wasn't it, I loved all your comments as I was reading along whilst watching Props to Chef Frank and I also wanted to grate GC's face And as for Monty, fuck me. There just aren't any words for that level of total thickness. Not a good combo when mixed with arrogance and delusion Fuckwit.

Another highlight (or particularly low point) were Jonty saying "moist thighs" Although I think Jonty may read this thread as he has stopped saying a lovely lovely thing which gave me so much rage previously If you're reading, Jonty, stop saying moist, and blend Gregg's smug stupid twatting head in the nearest Thermonix.

I love Stefanie, and want her to win!

Looking forward to puppy pictures and I won't make the mistake again of not watching when the next episode is on so I can join in with the rage. Although I'm trying to keep up with Masterchef Australia too and it's quite taxing

@ExileOnMNStreet Jonty? It's John Torode although I only found that out last year after calling him Jonty Rhodes for a verrrry long time...

Chizzy has just been the bridesmaid again on Pointless Celebrities!

Cricket I know, there was a thread where a MNers DH believed he was called Jonty Rhodes and I do like calling him that

I forgot to share with you all, that my neighbour is a dead ringer for Gemma Collins, right down to the shouty attitude. Imagine lots of yelling in the street, barking dogs and blaring music at all hours and her face is even more orange I absolutely hate her.

Haha I did wonder if it might be an "in-joke" that I'm not in on but seriously I called him that for years.

My sister thought that Benoit from GBBO professionals was called Ben but the presenter was saying his name like Smithy from Gavin and Stacey

"Ben-waaaa"

Oh, Jon T.

can't believe Friday night got away from me and I missed commenting along live with this green of an episode

The orange bit

gem of an episode!

I luffs chef Frank

I wants a tee-shirt with Chef Frank's face on it, saying "You couldn't do less" or "Shall I fetch you a smaller spoon?", or one of his other timeless phrases.

He's classic!

Finally watched Fridays episode. The Chef was fabulous- please fire Greg or John - I don’t care which & hire him!!

I once was on a plane with John, his wife & all their & his dcs. She was lovely. You should have seen his face eating airline food. Business class but still. I’ve never liked him since he left her for Lisa Faulkner.

What ho. I am back again but just for tonight. My life has suddenly become very busy on a Friday evening (social life is like buses - nothing for years then it all comes at once).

I need to see Newfoundland pup pics. Pretty please.

Let's see how many slebs I recognise tonight.

We should start a bring back Frank campaign

Evening everyone

GrouchyPuppy says Hello! And she hopes there isn't too much of this Gregg chap she's heard about.

I've just realised the intro says 'we don't care' just as Gemma's pic pops up

Oooo I know the tall chap. He restores furniture on day time TV.

I know AJ and Lisa Maxwell but no one else.

Good evening everyone

Evening. Looking fun!

Who's Clara? I wasn't looking when they showed her strapline intro bit.

Runs into thread, steals Grouchy pup and runs out again Nothing to see here.

Oh Grouchy he's gorgeous, hows he getting on, little dote

Hello all + GrouchyPuppy (thread mascot)

I recognise two of these people, and that doesn't include the 'international recording artist'

Fancy a few Jaffa Cakes MrsTommy

Hello Grouchypup!