CBB Summer 2018 - PWBs assemble!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So! 10 days to go. Who's in?

I've got the Magnums.

Anything for you, Sheldon. I'll force them down.

I'm still on too many doctor drugs for booze.
Got a freezer draw full of alcohol ice pops too

Don't worry I shall valiantly join you in spirit by smoking fat spliffs in the garden.
Fear not the neighbours teenager is home from uni so no one notices me

Ice pops. Boozy ones.

Aldi ones Sheld the gin and tonic ones in a glass with just a wee splash of elderflower water....

Go down like lightening and before you know it you've cooked sausages and ordered a karaoke machine from Amazon.

I went to the shop today and bought wine, crusty bread and stilton. I've just realised it starts tomorrow not tonight. Lots of willpower needed now to stop myself devouring it all now.

I've lost a day somewhere. I thought it was tonight. I was checking myself as I had no provisions.

Shopping for a on sugary pushypop and cheese on the to do list tomorrow..

I'm even able to watch it live. Get me....

or get me sausages and a karaoke machine while you are at it queef

No sugar. And Pussy.

I've lost typing skills as well as a day...

Hello fellow PWBs

Saw Rylan tweeted photos from inside/outside house earlier

Looking forward to "analysing" ol 'scary eyes outfits this year. Seem to remember she had a few shockers last series, including a white fluffy coat that looked like a rug from a brothel.

Oh what's the house like?

I wonder if Scary Eyes has still got the stylist who's hell-bent on dressing her like the Queen Mother?

very bright colours

Hopefully link works

The bedroom looks nice.
I'm limbering up for tomorrow, doing a dry run with a bit of lovely smoked cheese, sliced Dutch sausage and olives.
Wafting in Ann nightie.

Hopefully this isnt the last 1. It hasnt been renewed yet

Oh that is a bit "busy" as my Granny would have said.

I am really hoping they haven't put anyone massively annoying in this time. I'm living in cloud cuckoo land aren't I?

I'm guessing Scary Eyes will be wearing fuchsia tomorrow.

Yep, Queen Mother in her day at the races outfit is spot on.

I'm going to take a punt on black, or yellow/mustard for tomorrow's outfit.

I've heard that the guy who's had multiple surgeries to look like the Ken doll is going in ? God I hope so, imagine the preening and outfits.

Blimey those rooms are a migraine in waiting. I'd need the head to toe slanket in there just to survive.

I'm tipping a break from those mad honeymonster coats for this year.
Tis too warm, she won't want her big coat on.

Who would be a good housemate to be the hated one?
Who do we already hate?

I'm thinking of fashioning a sleet - a sleeved sheet as a summer alternative to a slanket. I'll be rich!

I always hate 90% of them and dislike the rest

Rumours of

*John Leslie

Noel Edmonds
*
Going into CBB

Blergh John Leslie.
He's got a mountain to climb to win me over.

Once had an extremely Erotic dream about NE. Still not sure how I feel about that.

Ooooh that's a queasy one TheQueef. He's got very big hair and little hands. I'd need therapy after a dream about him. I did have a lovely dream once about Jeremy Clarkson. He was wearing a leather jacket, had a kings charles spaniel, and took me to meet his parents.

Actually I do need that therapy .......

Can I place my order for the sleet please Anne? Maybe one size fits all to accommodate the mountain of snacks about to be consumed during CBB. Perhaps monogrammed?