CBB Summer 2018 - PWBs assemble!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So! 10 days to go. Who's in?

I've got the Magnums.

Can someone explain why they were so desperate to land Roxanne?
£750k??

All I know is that they left the Dales to find fame in the EweEss. And got their ta-tas out in a couple of questionable horror films but it must have been essential to the plot

£750k?

Oh of course fox. You'll fit right in.

Paris Lees couldn't agree terms apparently.

I haven't watched Emmerdale Farm in protest since they killed off Archie in the plane crash and renamed the village, so no idea who Roxanne is.

I prefer it when I don't know who they are. As long as they wear name badges.

So glad I found the thread - I only watch CBB these days because of it. I've heard absolutely nothing about who's going in, and was hoping for a bit of gossip on here. Kirstie Alley will be great I think. She's definitely a kaftan woman. Can't wait.

Yes she is definitely a KW (kaftan woman). I'm googling kaftans now. I want a bold pattern.

Stormy daniels rumoured to go in...surely a misguided step if true.

What about this beauty? "Free size" is apparently suitable for sizes 8-34. How is that even possible? And the fit is "as expected" according to 65% of reviewers! What were the other 35% expecting???

Who is Stormy Daniels? Sounds like a rap artist? Or a weather presenter?

The porn star that is caught up with Donald Trump

Oh! I must have missed that.

Carol Kirkwood would be good.
I bet she can fist fight.

Are we getting the big Jon M summoning photo out yet?

And she'd look good in a kaftan.

I was waiting for Sole to turn up with a JM pic but maybe we need to tempt her...

Anyone for a glass of pussy pop?

Absolute Unit as Carol would no doubt say.

Well I felt sure that little beauty would set off an alarm chez Sole. Surely she's not gone off him?

PWB singing in though probably won't be able to keep up with all the chat 'n' adverts 'n' everfin.

*Signing in even.

Am excited about new show but not singing about it yet!

Oh Faire I was hoping you were going to do an Ulrika and serenade us.

Adverts are most important. I am starting to see Oak Furnitureland ads on the telly so it must be time for BB!

Better start thinking of snacks.
Don't want to be constrained in the co-op Thursday tea time.
I might have a nice cheese board with pickles and olives.

I can't sing but I can clap out the rhythm to the Cups song with my thighs if I walk a third quicker than normal. Any nightmares about errant flesh wobbling as if johnny boy wasn't enough fear not. Tis ably hidden by kaftans.

Oh yes cheese! I'll join you. With crusty bread.

Cheese? Kaftans?

I have indeed found my people.

What are we drinking?

I’m partial to a decent IPA or (large) glass of red.

Looking forward to this!

I can't drink anything stronger than pop at the mo but I will find something lovely to crack open!

No bloody chocolate either so no Magnum and no loaf. Bootcamp isn't fitting in with my viewing.

But cheese is going to be featuring!

I'll be on red wine I think. In an ideal world we'd have a sudden cold snap and I'd be getting out the port (and the slanket).

Sheldon - I should be joining you but I need wine for BB.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm port … sigh.

I'm asking nice anne please have one or two for me wine port gin - not fussed!