EASTENDERS 28 - absolutely no spoilers !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooo not a lot going on apart from the

Stupid boring stu Story

Still waiting who will get baby abi

Will IAN get into MEL’s knickers - very unlikely 😂😂

When will kat see her kids

And of course Alfie and kat and the baby bump of Hayley

IAN and maz business - what’s happening

Anything I’ve missed .......

I will not click on the link spoiler!!!

I didn’t post it on any FB page! I’m not that sad...

It’s not like I took a screenshot from iPlayer and then googled Caff images or anything... 😂

As an aside, the cafe was really bad when Ali owned it right at the start! It looks derelict.

@SoupDragon you win the SuperSleuth award of the day

Yes, it's true, Soup. Sue seemed to spend her time serving up pie, mash and mushy peas, gravy. And nothing else.

I heard she is pregnant with his child.

I would love this. It must be triplets and they would all look like orange-y boxy versions of Karen and scream constantly

Sharon could , I guess, fall pregnant with K's child even though she is late forties!
Would be hard for her though as he hasn't a proper job or even his own place and Phil would throw her and Denny out as well : the heels and false nails would have to stop!
It would be a disaster!

It would be pure EastEnders!

@BadderWolf brilliant!!!

Omg though. At baby keanu would be beautiful!

Cringe cringe cringe

Oh God how bad can this actually get?

The trailer looked good!

I didn’t like that last line from Martin at all! Sounds like Ruby is going to be assaulted.

It was pretty random about Ruby and those fellas.
I fear it won't end well!

The "wifey" thing needs to stop pronto I mean who the hell wants to date anyone that calls them that? or be their drugs mule

My oh turned to me tonight and asked ' Why is every storyline so drawn out these days ? ' I have no answer except it's all a bit crap these days !

Who can stand that far apart in a night and even hear themselves think??

Ruby just seemed to be flirting with all of them

Wifey need to stop, jagger needs to stop full stop

Drawn out is good, slow burners, like they used to

Drawn out isn’t the same as a slow burner though. The Aidan thing was drawn out, as is Stuart.

who the hell wants to date anyone that calls them that? or be their drugs mule

Easily led teen girls desperate for male validation. Unfortunately. The “wifey” is a thing apparently.

How would we know if Sharon was pregnant? She's already wearing maternity tops. With Phil, she looks attractive, but the contrast in age with Keanu is grotesque and makes her look older than she is. Eeuw. I have to look away.

I once pocket dialled my son and Dil2Be's landline and left a long message on their answerphone of a conversation I was having about their wedding plans. Awkward.

I think Linda is trying to fool Stuart into thinking he's won so he won't be able to resist bragging about how clever he's been and give himself away. But I'm often wrong about these things.

How would we know if Sharon was pregnant?

Phil will find the positive PG test in the bin and accuse Louise of being pregnant. Everyone in soapland leave their PG tests in the bin of their own home

'Keon' if it's a boy and 'Shnu' if it's a girl.

Shnu!!! 😂

Please let it be boy/girl twins 😂