EASTENDERS 28 - absolutely no spoilers !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooo not a lot going on apart from the

Stupid boring stu Story

Still waiting who will get baby abi

Will IAN get into MEL’s knickers - very unlikely 😂😂

When will kat see her kids

And of course Alfie and kat and the baby bump of Hayley

IAN and maz business - what’s happening

Anything I’ve missed .......

Ruby was on strictly too, I think she was the youngest contestant ever.

I don't remember Ruby on strictly!
Let's hope she doesn't pick up the slater tummy bug.

If Ruby stays on, everytime she appears the song ' Ruby' by Kenny Rodgers will keep on going through my head.
with an emphasis on the Y bit of her name.
I may even start whistling it.

Is Denny and his bag of knuckle dusters the key to getting Mick off ? Will someone have to dive into the canal and retrieve the gun ? I agree Carmel's a mug and so is a Keanu !

I think that whatever Denny was asked to do is key to getting Mick off. Actually' I think he was asked to put Micks shirt ina bin and the knuckle dusters were payment. When he took them out of the carrier bag, was there a glimpse of shirt or am I now imagining it?

Denny is the key ! I had forgotten all about the Knuckle dusters.
Maybe there will be a plot line with Denny, Sharon, Keanu and Phil all working to get Mick off the charges or something? then Phil finding out he is sleeping with her and pushing him in the canal!

I'd love to see sharon in a wetsuit diving in to get the gun with her lippy all intact and her hair all tangled up in the weeds.
so much scope there for a big EE showdown in the woods or the canal again. they havent had that for a while.

Ross Kemp could run past in the wooded distance in his camouflage gear, get paid another hundred grand.

Haha 80's that description of Shaza diving into the canal like a deranged Ophelia

A wetsuit would be an improvement on anything Shazza currently has in her wardrobe

playing Ruby now ( )

Ruby yyyyy

I don’t care about anything that’s going on apart from that god awful cardigan that seems to have become part of Hayley’s skin. Does she ever take it off? Is she trying to be the new Pauline Fowler?

And that ridiculously large white bag that remains pristine though it's been dragged everywhere even when Hayley was homeless !

Yes, how is the bag so clean when the cardigan is so grubby?

Poor Hayley, however bad her dress sense is she has an evil witch of a mother. That was a horrible scene to end on.

It was squirrel. I feel so sorry for Hayley. She was clearly (barely) dragged up by a scumbag of a “mother”.

she’s not going to lose the baby, if she doesn’t have the baby we don’t get the big Alfie/Kat/Hayley drama when the baby is born. Without the big Alfie reveal Hayley is a pointless character

The mother was hideous, we still don’t know how she’s a Slater, who is Hayley’s Dad & how are they related to Kat & co?

Remind me again - how is Hayley a slater. Her and STACEY are cousins so Jean and Hayley said mum must be sisters /in laws

Lol. Crossed posts. I wondered that

Is jean a slater by birth or was her husband (Stacey’s Dad) a slater?

Jean can’t be her sister, Jeans maiden name is not Slater so if the link was through jean Hayley wouldn’t be Slater

I found this eastenders.wikia.com/wiki/Slater_Family_Tree

It looks like staceys dad, Brian, wasn’t Charlie’s brother but Charlie’s nephew! So Brian would have been a cousin of Kat, Lynne etc which makes Stacey their second cousin. Same with Hayley. She is their second cousin too. It says “unknown sibling” of Brian so no name of Hayley’s dad although the sibling could be Bev. (Her Mum)

It always baffled me that Stacey calls big Mo “nan” as she isn’t her nan. She was Charlie Slaters MIL so nothing even close to a nan for Stacey.

IfIWasABirdIdFlyIn2ACeilingFan the big mo/nan thing drives me mad, I’ve been moaning about it for years ( really need to get a life!) she’s not even close to being her nan!!

glad it’s not just me!