EASTENDERS 28 - absolutely no spoilers !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooo not a lot going on apart from the

Stupid boring stu Story

Still waiting who will get baby abi

Will IAN get into MEL’s knickers - very unlikely 😂😂

When will kat see her kids

And of course Alfie and kat and the baby bump of Hayley

IAN and maz business - what’s happening

Anything I’ve missed .......

'Hmmm. Spicey sauce with that?' (said in a Babs Windsor giggle)

I always wonder what Sharon would look like in tailored 50's Marilyn Monroe style stuff. She has fantastic legs but the baggy tops make her look big. Big belts etc add a waist & shape. The best she ever looked was in tailored suits way back but they didn't last. I feel wardrobe dept aren't doing her justice.

Who cares? K wants her naked with her lady Godiva locks over his overalls !

I'm assuming we'll get to see her shoulders finally in the inevitable 'after' scene, when they lie in bed Deidre-and-Dev-off-Corrie style.

The80's
Well yes obviously. But if you have an attractively wrapped 'present' it's more exciting to er, 'unwrap'!

I think Shaz needs to hop on over to S & B and start yet another thread on how to dress an apple.

considering that sharon fancies him in that awful beige and white top he insists on wearing i dont think he can be choosy when she favours black tops and skirts to channel her inner ' Adele' !I think she always looks okay and well groomed, something I aim for but miss by a mile mostly!! but then i'm not a ' business' woman , even if the businesses she runs dont seem to need her around much at the moment ( what does she do anyway?? lol) who will run the garage now as well? lack of mechanics now K has been given the push and Jay works in the funeral parlour and Ben is living it up in France.

Another wishing a text to Keanu would have him on my doorstep

Also agree they don't dress her favourabley. She has quite a large chest iirc and they seem to think that means massive large tops are needed with huge arms!

Good point about the garage!! I think they only have one other staff member. Will he run it for Phil while he’s away?

I wonder if the actors get any say in what they wear? Linda sometimes looks ok but mostly they put her in pink a lot and Tina they dress like a recycled teenager.
Stacey looks a normal mum / Kats style is off the scale!
Where do they get her clothes from?

Whatever we think of the latest affair it’s certainly livened up our chats on here!
That’s no bad thing. Just the Stu stuff to get through now / that is going to be tedious I think.

Yes the stu stuff has become real panto villain stuff. It’s tiresome.

I thought Stacey looked more chunky than usual on Fridays episode wasn't sure if it was clothing or if she's pregnant irl? Got marrried recently-ish didn't she?

I think the writing of Stu as this embittered and mentally unstable guy is really credible but the story's starting to drag now.

Text not sex 😂😂😂

Bad shazza !!!

Stu is mad

True too early for Xmas as filmed 6/8w early

Hmmmmm

Where is STEVE going for 2mths

Well, Blondes, Phil might say he's off for two months but he could always come back early and catch Sharon and Keanu having a sesh in The Arches, couldn't he?

The stu character itself is good. It’s the mysterious car music and flowers with emoji card that is ridiculous.

I'd like to see them use Stu well as he's a good actor.

They reduced some great storylines with Janine and Derik and Michael and those are the sort of scenes he would be great at.

I just think the Stuart story will drag on and be very OTT.
I hope I’m wrong. Michael moon was good at all that psycho stuff. Him and Janine were brilliant together.

Oh Michael Moon was a fantastic baddie!

Stuart is good at being menacing.
It will just be overblown I think.

They're going to turn that hole in the Arches' floor into a secret sex den. You heard it here first, lads

...a "Dirty Den", if you will

Badder / it's been used before to torture people! It’s a bit like the Vic bust / used for maximum impact.
I can’t imagine Phil taking the affair rationally somehow/ he will be reaching for the monkey wrench without listening to any sob stories.