Adam doesn't see women as people because women don't act like normal people to him, Despite him being obviously a chancer no one do far has gone "your fit but no morals , no thanks". They are all the one to "tame him 'by giving him more hand jobs, blow jobs etc etc.
Alex would be great but he's out of his depth in a sea of chavtasticness. He is used to MIC and because both groups wear bikinis he is confused by their references which are miles apart.