Love Island Is Back part 2

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Couldn’t see another thread and the last one is full!

I love J/D and just have a huge grin on my face whenever they are on screen. Same with Wes and Laura. They genuinely seem to like each other.

100% think Adam has tried it on with Megan. He will have been surprised she didn’t pick him for a date, that kind of man does not understand rejection.

Charlie is super creepy. I don’t like blonde men at all though but he reminds me of the lad off This Is England....the one who was always fighting with the main lot.

Had to smirk at Alex saying that Megan is shy. A stripper shy? Hmmm

She does seem shy, being a stripper doesn’t mean she’s not shy. It’s easy to play a role.

notgiving that is an excellent point

Starting to go off Jack the more he acts like a shady wingman for Adam.

Thought the Rosie Adam thing was tedious. Why call him out then spend the evening wanting to give him a second chance?! Reminded me of threads on here when it's so clear someone's boyfriend is being a dick but you know they are going to get drawn back in!

Is Eyal really young? Because he does come across like a teenager who has read too many crap books on soul searching

Glad the girls get to pick now. Hopefully hands them back a bit of power. Any why does Samira suddenly think she might like Alex again when she's made it clear before there is no spark!

I make similar water bottles and have a licence to use the LI font, if anyone is interested...

What we need is a medical emergency at the villa

Running out of botox or lip filler?

Someone running in their bikini and high heels, falling and cracking their head on the decking?

How come Meghan is hailed a hero for telling Rosie but Wes got it in the next for "being sly" the bunch of hypocritical morons, Wes was in the right to tell. Also did anyone else see the tweet from one of the Geordie shore cast saying Adam had auditioned every year and been turned down

It will be scripted for Rosie to pick Adam in the same way Eyal picked Hayley. The producers know exactly which ones are getting extreme reactions from the general public and they will be kept in as long as possible for viewing figures.

Not so much "love" island, more puppet on a string island.

When one of them said they were there to find love - "it's called LOVE Island for a reason" - DP said it's because they weren't allowed to call it Fuck Island. Is it me or have they toned down the smooching this year? Or is it just a bit early for it? I'm sure I remember it being much more raunchy last year.

I agree that Megan will be driving Adam wild by showing no interest. Whether that's because she's truly not into him or just playing a game though I don't know.

I liked Josh until he started the whole "I'm mad me!" business. Urghh.

If I were in there I'd struggle to pick any of them TBH.

I don't think they've toned it down - I just don't think any of them have had sex yet.

If I were in there I'd struggle to pick any of them TBH.

Imagine trying to have an actual conversation with any of them

"Aww babe"

"Yeah...you know.....I...you know babe...I just....I am dead spiritual iniit"

"Aww babe....I luv you babe"

"Shut up....did I just say that"

"Awwww babe"

"I am drawn to sofistikated women like you....proper women innit....not a girl"

"Aww babe"

"Luv you babe"

You for the "like" as every other word. Like.

forgot

keepondreaming

"luv you babe"

Eyal came across like a right twat last night more so than previously. Agree with the PP who said he may as well have cocked his leg up and pissed on her.

I can't help but like Alex. I think he comes across as a little awkward because he's surrounded by loud, extrovert characters but in everyday life he'd seem like a normal, quiet bloke. And he's doesn't fit the tall, dark and orange tanned boxes that the other blokes do, so he's being passed up by the girls. He seems like a nice, caring guy to me. Obviously Samira is only questioning her feelings and wants to stay coupled with him now because she's not that keen on anyone else, and she knows her place is safe on the island while coupled with Alex.

I'm so invested in this show! First year watching it as I always judged it as one of those braindead Essex-type shows but I bloody love it

You've got to sprinkle a few more "likes" in there PanGalactic :) : like/like/like

And some:

Are you going to have the/a chat?
Did you have the chat?
We need to have a chat
I've got the chat though
I pulled her for a chat
But has he got chat?

I can't stand ag.
He's aggy though.
Too much agg for me.

Where are you at?
Where's your head at?
Just letting you know where my head's at.
Where's his head at though?

X-posted about "like" keepond (!)

My head is "literally" all over the gaff.

Um
No it's not. I'd be seriously worried if it was :)

Seems to me that they were all explicitly told not to discuss between themselves Niall or the reasons why he left. Must be either a dreadful family emergency, some sort of 'undeclared' mental health diagnosis or he had done something massively in breach of the rules...

Eyal let himself down badly last night. Desperate times indeed.

I have to think that neither Alex or Eyal would go for Megan in real life to be honest. She is stunning but I would not put her with either of them.

In real life I think Eyal would go for a 'free spirited' go to Coachella every summer and wear a flower headband or Cherokee headdress type.

Alex would be after a Kate or Pippa Middleton look alike.

Am I the only one who has warning flags flying about Alex, something unnerving about him but can’t think and put my finger on way?

Why not way.

Head literally all over the gaff! Lol
Heard that one. Oh they can be comedy gold.

Am I the only one who has warning flags flying about Alex, something unnerving about him but can’t think and put my finger on way?

Unnerving as in why would a relatively normal looking qualified A&E doctor would want to appear on a show in order to compete with a bunch of celebrity chasing narcissistic brain dead fuckwit orange bleach teethed gym monkeys?