Love Island is back

[whoopsiedaisies]

Who is going to be watching it?

I’m hooked already but rubbish with names.. how do you all already know who they all are?

Thoughts are mixed. I think Kendall and Niall could do well together, I felt terribly sorry for Alex but honestly I'm wondering wtf he's doing on love island in the first place, Laura is a bit of a cow I think, very out for herself, and eyal is already doing my hand in with his caaaalm voice because he's soooo spiritual... man.
Samira and Hayley seem nice enough.
Adam is NOT 22!! I'm 24 and there's no way he's younger than me, not a chance

Thoughts so far. Laura has had a hard paper round if she’s supposed to be only 29. Plus she has the potential to be a massive bitch. Kendall and Niall seem sweet. Poor Alex. Nuff said. Jacks teeth are outrageous. Wes is a bit of a nonentity and Eyal has the potential to be a crashing bore. And I can confirm adam is only 22, he went to school with a friend of mine.

There's couple of them who I think are fibbing about their ages. Laura looks nearer 40 to me. Hard paperround maybe?

Adam looks alright until you look down
Then he resembles Mr Tumnus from the narnia films

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Omg finally catching up Laura at least 40. Nowt wrong with that but just own it bird 🦅.

I am honestly amazed that Adam is genuinely 22! That's mad. MAD.

Dual does nothing for me. He looks like a stock image for an attractive, curly haired man.

* Eyal!

Part 2

Last one!

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I like Niall and Kendall they seem sweet and Niall seems to have a good personality I can see him going far. For the boys the rest seem a bit blah even poor Alex I feel for him but I dunno.

Girls Laura is not 29 or needs to lay of the sun beds 😱 and she's bitchy in a bad way I think. Hayley is seems nice but dim. Samira seems nice and genuine. Danni is a firm no from me she's annoying without the name dropping.

I'm hoping some bigger personalities come in to be honest.

And my favs of the evening

Eyal seems a bit wanky and supercilious to me. I was surprised that nobody stepped forward for Alex - it kind of shows how shallow these people are because he's obviously good looking and intelligent but he obviously probably doesn't have the time to be in the gym every second of the day if he's a doctor!

I think Kendall is very attractive. Hayley has nice dimples but she's a bit dim. Dani is sweet. I don't really like how Samira comes across - she seems fake.

See I wasn't keen on Adam. The guy clearly is on steroids. Sooooo many gym guys are but it's never admitted. The more sticky out veins someone has the more likely it is.

Really hope Adam doesn't pick Laura. I want her and Eyal to end up together so it's easier to vote them off together.

I think Adam will go for Samira or Dani though

I think Adam's going to choose Danni personally. Having watched a bit more of Samira I think she's quite nice.

Tbh their true colours never come out on the first day though!

I think Adam is going to choose Kendall, he liked her straight away and she's the only one who didn't seem keen on him and said she'd like to stay as she is. I think he'll see her as more of a challenge. I hope I'm wrong though and he picks Dani, cos I really liked Niall, thought he seemed a genuinely funny and easy-going sort of lad.

I like Dani on first impression Adam is no way 22 and his skinny jeans are awful. Agree Laura could be a bitch!

I thought Hayley said she’s happy with her partner when they first knew about Adam?

I think Kendall and Niall will be the couple that tactically stays together throughout

I think Adam will pick Dani

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-latest-episode-1-alex-george-adam-collard-itv2-2018-a8383501.html?amp

Apart from the annoying stationary/stationery typo! This sums up how I felt about it ... especially the 'wow, so you're an A&E doctor ... have you been single long'!? Vacuous twats 🤣