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Anyone watching Virgin School on channel 4??

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Pinkchampagne · 15/05/2007 22:25

A 26 year old male virgin is off to Amsterdam for a course on how to lose his virginity!! Whatever next!!!

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Pinkchampagne · 16/05/2007 17:12

Those big baggy white pants were just hideous!!

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ScottishThistle · 16/05/2007 18:31

Ha-ha!...I've only ever had one boyfriend who was a virgin & it was too weird to even think about sleeping with him...He was gorgeous but lacked sex appeal!

ScottishThistle · 16/05/2007 18:35

I'm sure he'll meet a girl just like him one day when he goes to the Annual Paper Round Awards!

bananabump · 16/05/2007 19:15

DrDaddy, double-pants aside, couldn't you have offered him any useful pulling advice? Or at least shouted "Stop shopping with your Nan!" at him, whilst throwing a copy of "Jugs" in his direction?

ScottishThistle · 16/05/2007 19:18

I fear that guy wouldn't benefit from pulling advice from George Clooney!

DrDaddy · 16/05/2007 19:23

banana - I fear that ScottishThistle is right; he had a long way to go before being on the same wavelength to discuss pulling. To be crude, though, I'd suggest the "pulling" advice he needs is of a totally different type and probably aided by that copy of "Jugs" (don't recall that publication myself btw )

bananabump · 16/05/2007 19:31

That's true. I don't know how a man gets to 26 without having discovered the joys of the knuckle shuffle. I mean, just...how? It's right there at hand height! lol

bristols · 16/05/2007 19:32

Agree with DrD. There has to be something seriously wrong for someone not to 'have sex with himself'. He needs to at least master that before beginning to think about having sex with a laydee

bristols · 16/05/2007 19:33

x with banana!

ScottishThistle · 16/05/2007 19:36

It's seriously worrying to me that he never felt the need to have sex with himself!

He also said he never been into girls!

HenriettaHippo · 16/05/2007 20:08

bananabump, PMSL at "lower tummy banana"! That's a new one I will throw into the conversation with DH later.

I once went out with someone who didn't know (or at least claimed not to know...) about ejaculation (we were only 16, but even then I thought that was unusual).

porkypoo · 16/05/2007 20:41

poor chap. I felt really sorry for him.
He obviously has no-one who really cares for him (not even his parents), otherwise they would not have let him do it!

Why were the women so old. couldn't he have found some younger ones?

Still laughing at his feet tho. the jiggling feet.... hilarious!

bananabump · 16/05/2007 21:01

That programme won't have helped him pull now either. I imagine he'll get some stick around his local area. I reckon he'll stick to sci-fi and his paper round, poor thing!

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