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Anyone watching Virgin School on channel 4??

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Pinkchampagne · 15/05/2007 22:25

A 26 year old male virgin is off to Amsterdam for a course on how to lose his virginity!! Whatever next!!!

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DrDaddy · 15/05/2007 23:05

I feel completely drained....time for bed

MaureenMLove · 15/05/2007 23:05

Right! I'm off to bed 'DH!! where are you, I'ma comin'!!!!

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Pinkchampagne · 15/05/2007 23:06

Blerrrggghhh! That was pretty bad!!
Can't see the women jumping on him now!!!

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Beauregard · 15/05/2007 23:06
bristols · 15/05/2007 23:07

I'm off to bed too. Have a few nasty images to get out of my head before I get up there! Night all

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Pinkchampagne · 15/05/2007 23:09

Me too! I was going to retire to bed, but afraid I may have nightmares now!!

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bananabump · 15/05/2007 23:15

Oops, didn't realise there was a thread about this already!

He didn't seem very highly sexed anyway, did he? I mean the guy didn't even do the deed to himself, and didnt seem that fussed afterwards either. Maybe he's just one of those people who prefers a good book?

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Pinkchampagne · 15/05/2007 23:30

He sure looked like on of those people who would prefer a good book! Just as well really!!

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Pinkchampagne · 15/05/2007 23:31

Sorry, one! Always missing keys on my laptop!

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Nip · 16/05/2007 13:27

This program was DISTURBING!!!

A nervous virgin + being filmed = odd!

2 pairs of pants WTF

Holes in socks

Old lady with legs akimbo - poking around.. and he asks "does that hurt?"

And the dancing!!! Tell me that wasnt funny!!! LMFAO!

So many other things that really made me feel sick, but compelling tv - i couldnt turn it off!!!

Poor lad, i wonder if he'll get any offers now!!!

DrDaddy · 16/05/2007 13:35

DW kept tossing and turning in bed last night. When I asked what the matter was, she said, "I can't get that bloke's horrible hairy arse out of my head!"

Nip · 16/05/2007 13:47

DrDaddy - i had forgotten about his hairy arse!!! How revolting!!! YUK YUK YUK

Luckymetwins · 16/05/2007 14:12

I'm so glad to read others had nightmare (and I'm not joking I found it really difficult to switch off after seeing all that, what a weird , odd, bizarre way for an apparently shy person to lost their virginity. To be honest it wasn't the 2 mins of sex bit they showed at the end (thank you god they cut most of that) that I had a huge prob with but it was the masturbation scene that made me near physically sick (I do have morning noon and night sickness at the mo but still made pretty yucky viewing)
How the hell did showing ALL that business help him? Cringe cringe cringe puck! How degrading too, for everyone to see you being pleasured to orgasm,....ooh help someone wipe my memory please!

Have informed DH it may be sometime before he get sex from me again, that guy has put me right off it.

In all seriousness, I don't see how this has helped him at all, unless there's a woman living on mars with a broken telly I don't see him getting anymore sex in the near future after people seeing that. Also they haven't taught him any social skills, how to meet woman , approach them. No point knowing you could have sex with a women now if you don't have the skills to go out there and meet any. He needs help, life/ confidence coach or something

expatinscotland · 16/05/2007 14:15

Afraid I just didn't have the stomach to watch this.

Wanna lose it to a prossie, fair enough. But why go on TV about that?

I mean, if he wants to get laid in the future, why turn yourself into an anti-getting-laid machine by showing the entire nation how you had to pay a pro just to get some.

Sorry, but a guy who pays for sex would be a HUGE turn-off to a lot of women.

ScottishThistle · 16/05/2007 14:16

Oh my god, he will never get a girlfriend after that programme!...Loser!

ScaryHairy · 16/05/2007 14:18

Ah, I think some of it was life coaching. Didn't they teach him how to make dinner as well as how to lie on the floor and thrust?

I really hope they told him that the 2 pairs of pants is odd.

When he said that women look for men who can support them (as he delivered his free papers) I nearly fell off my chair. He didn't seem to get the concept that not earning enough to live on, living with your mum and getting your nan to buy your clothes makes you a child, not an adult. If he was still a virgin, it was because he was not (emotionally) an adult. There are 13 year old kids who know more about life than him.

Frascati · 16/05/2007 14:18

OMG The bit where she was w*ing him was awful. He started going all stiff (his legs and body). Made me feel ill but had to keep watching

ScaryHairy · 16/05/2007 14:19

Ha ha Frascati. The shot of his feet was hysterical. Wine came out of my nose...

expatinscotland · 16/05/2007 14:19

Did they show his willy? Was it tiny?

goingfor3 · 16/05/2007 14:20

The dancing was hilarious, he should sue them for making him feel that someone else would be turned on by that.

If those woman at the school were men they would be labelled perverts, they are certainly the most perverse woman I have come across.

goingfor3 · 16/05/2007 14:20

His willy was small.

Frascati · 16/05/2007 14:20

It didn't look like a pleasant experience did it. Tbh he reminded me of a dead body

ScaryHairy · 16/05/2007 14:22

I thought his willy looked normal-ish. The aging hookers said it was big when he had a stiffy (and they would know).

Molesworth · 16/05/2007 14:22

Poor bloke. I thought he was brave. He had obviously reached the stage of not giving a shit about who knew or saw, and wouldn't have been able to afford it otherwise (how much does one get paid for a paper round? presumably the production co paid the costs?). Good luck to him I say!

But the double underpant and convulsing feet were hilarious

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