Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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Shiney new thread for the final

I do note there is no guinea pig, or soup with chickens feet floating on top!

That looks like me the one time I tried to make sourdough bread.

Nawamin looks like he’s having an erm shuffle

That's some chip pan!

Now that's what I call a chip pan!

I am from the sticks Taffeta. We still eat a lot of our meat raw on the bone.
You're near me Schad-bloody hell they eat on the hoof up t'dale.
Eee they are a bit chunky the Peruvian blokes.

Taffeta I thought that too

The locals look impressed

I like when they work together.

Cross post Halsall It seems we are both easily impressed but simple kitchen utensils.

I’ve had the tiger milk ceviche thingy it’s yum

There are OCTOPUS RINGS in that ceviche!

No thanks - raw octopus rings is a fridge too far.

Oh and FUCK OFF, GREGGG!

Maybe the fishermen want something else for a change to the local food? Perhaps a curry or nice sandwich?

Those prawns aren't raw

I love seafood but that fish thing looks bogging.

Yeah, no. That looks like the bath I just had to clean out after the toddler created a floating emergency.

Don't fucking talk about aphrodisiacs, Gregg.

Jesus they must be sweating in that heat

Fair play they are doing very well

Remember a few years ago one of the finalists spent all her time in the loo, poor woman couldn't get anything done

Eee they are a bit chunky the Peruvian blokes.

`they have to be short and square - a low centre of gravity stops the condors from flapping them off the mountains to their doom.

Alex done good

Peruvian men aren't into all this metrosexual grooming are they?

That soup looks amazing!

Soup looks lovely.
I like it when they cook for real people that know the cuisine.

Oh shut up Gregg, where's me neck pillow till I thump forty shades out of it

is that chef Ron Jeremy ?