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Made in Chelsea’s back

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Fabellini · 12/03/2018 22:05

With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

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MarthasGinYard · 22/04/2019 13:17

Melissa's ex is vile what an odious little rodent.

Harry Baron is a knob but an attractive one at least.

Sagradafamiliar · 22/04/2019 13:27

I've always liked Jamie he makes no attempt to cover up his shit-stirring role on the show and is funny with it but bullying and goading James knowing he had the upper hand (self-confessed mr popular with everyone on his side) was shit and has put me off him. I thought he was always quite tongue-in-cheek with everything but his colours showed there.

NumbersStation · 22/04/2019 13:30

But Dirty Harry has legs like a flamingo Martha Grin

I'm still chortling at Melissa's ex being a moddul. He is definitely not pretty on the inside. or the outside

MarthasGinYard · 22/04/2019 14:29

Grinindeed

The new specimen though is kind of Fergal Sharkey meets Ian Beale

No offence Fergal

MarthasGinYard · 22/04/2019 14:32

Yes, perhaps his hooves are prettier and he perhaps 'modduls' shoes.

NumbersStation · 22/04/2019 14:43

Howling Grin Grin Grin

Forsooth he has a rampant chin Grin

NumbersStation · 22/04/2019 14:46

A second person famous for their feet martha ?

Who knew? Wink

Roll over TT - your wee frottaging feet are being usurped. Grin

Blondeshavemorefun · 22/04/2019 16:40

I’ve always said Jamie was a shit stirrer

NumbersStation · 22/04/2019 18:30

I've don't think his shit stirring is tongue in cheek though.

There is always something nasty and snide in his comments. Like he enjoys watching the fall out a little bit too much.

Happy affable funny douche biscuitman? I don't see it. This is a 30 year old man acting like a vindictive little 12 year old and hanging out with younger people. Because people his age are grown ups and probably find him insufferable.

Yes James wasn't nice but like Sagrada I found the rounding on him at dinner uncomfortable. It was like they didn't want to rock the boat. Almost like he has clout as to who is a main character and who gets the hoof.

No likey. Not at all.

Sedgewick · 22/04/2019 19:02

Whether you're on Jamie's side or James' side you might just change your mind reading this.

bit.ly/2Ztp2LK

Harry Baron suddenly looks good when compared to Melissa's ex, Ollie, doesn't he? I remember when Harry's name was mud!

But here's a bit of a shocker. We now perhaps know why there was so much friction between Habbs and Maeva recently. Here's a photo taken several weeks ago:

www.instagram.com/p/BvCa1q_BoSU/

Surely Habbs wouldn't go there though? He did say he didn't want a relationship with ANYONE.

NumbersStation · 22/04/2019 19:50

And lo - another ruddy blog. Why are the opinions on this thread not enough? Hmm

I don't need to be told how to think dear. I'm on no-one's side. They are both twats.

In fact all the men come across like twats.

I won't be changing my mind on that at all.

HTH.

CarolDanvers · 22/04/2019 20:08

Miles and Habbs?! Well they deserve each other frankly.

Thanks for the link @Sedgewick Smile. I do like a bitchy MIC recap. Theres just so much material for them to work with.

Sedgewick · 22/04/2019 20:13

So, Instagram is proving interesting today. Just been on Heloise Agostinelli's page and there are NO photos of Jamie anymore. None. All deleted. Sad

www.instagram.com/heloiseagostinelli/

So IF he is interested in Verity as Alex seems to think then I guess he is free to move on.

I actually thought they were a fantastic couple. People criticised the age gap but Jamie is young at heart and probably always will be.

Sedgewick · 22/04/2019 20:18

Thanks CarolDanvers! Smile

If it's true about Miles and Habbs, it is a bit disappointing. I feel like she's changed a lot. Confused

CarolDanvers · 22/04/2019 20:20

I suspected Jamie was single again actually. He had that aura about him. Not because of Verity, I don't think he likes her particularly but I think he's probably stressed about his break up and looking to take it out on someone and there was James.

Sedgewick · 22/04/2019 20:33

That's a very interesting theory actually because in all the years I've watched Made in Chelsea I've never seen Jamie like that before. I'm sure he made James think long and hard about his behaviour but it feels like there's a lot going on there.

I also had a feeling he'd been single for a while because he hadn't posted anything with his girlfriend for many weeks and so seeing that Ell has removed all her posts of Jamie makes sense.`

I don't see any chemistry between Jamie and Verity at all but Alex does keep suggesting that he likes her. Weirdly the trailer for this week has her liking Freddie! Hmm

All will be revealed soon enough!

Scoose · 22/04/2019 21:33

Ugh can't stand habbs

Sagradafamiliar · 22/04/2019 22:12

Those Habbs and Miles pics are stills from an ad campaign but I thought they were legit when I first saw them!

James repeatedly going on about his insecurities and baggage isn't the most attractive look 😂 he was saying it as if they are Verity's problems to solve.

Sedgewick · 22/04/2019 22:32

Oh well I'm glad Habbs isn't with Miles then although she didn't exactly cover herself in glory tonight.

I think she must be quite unhappy as she was such a nice girl when she started the show. She's changed so much it's strange.

I might be unduly suspicious but James took the very first excuse to back out of his sudden inexplicable desire to date Verity. And then ends up dating the girl he wanted to date all along and it's all Verity's fault somehow. Doesn't seem to me that he even told Verity he was willing to give it a shot yet she's supposed to not talk to other guys?

Jamie was right. Now not only does Verity not get the guy she's in love with but James has convinced her it's her fault.

NumbersStation · 22/04/2019 22:36

I wonder if the Instagram photos have been deleted because she no longer wants to be associated with a grade A douche?

Or just deleted because the relationship wasn't real and the contract has been fulfilled?

Or both.

wonder if I can smell a waft of barbe

NumbersStation · 23/04/2019 20:27

Digby is an even bigger arsehole than Jamie. Though it is a close competition.

I wouldn't have invited him either. Or that 40 year old French harpy.

He needs to get with Maeva. They would be the very epitome of a right pair of cahnts.

Habbs has the measure of the both of them. Not a surprise when she was in a relationship with possibly the biggest cahnt in Chelsea.

Laughing away at harpy liking to exercise her abs and arse.

Not as much as she loves to exercise her big fat yap I feel.

Sedgewick · 23/04/2019 20:46

Sweet dreams everyone. x

(This will help.)

www.instagram.com/p/BwIHZJFjgxk/

Sagradafamiliar · 23/04/2019 20:50

Eeee no it looks like he's trying to smell his armpit

Sedgewick · 23/04/2019 21:02

Yes, but did at least have the self-awareness to joke that he's enjoying his new deodorant!

In a way I do think it's odd that someone as dry, witty and understated as Fred takes so many selfies. It's out of character in a way. But he is a model so it's his job - and the results are fantastic so I'm not complaining! Wink

NumbersStation · 23/04/2019 21:43

Yawning already

If it is wide everythinged Fred then I'm going to quote crimewatch.

Don't have nightmares...

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