Sam & Billie - The Mummy Diaries

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Omg Gaynor is an MNetter. Hello Gaynor 😁.

Just watching this now. First of all makes me mega broody!!! Secondly I really like Billie and Gregg, seem really down to earth and I know others probably won't agree but I quite like big Paul and think he's just not up for the fame thing.

Anyone else watching?

I totally agree, Moregin. It was their choice to operate from Bristol, although I always wondered why.
Then he has dared to get on and, you know, manage the business! They seem to think it could just go into limbo until they deigned to make one of their infrequent visits where Sam expected a royal welcome and staff running around to enable her breast feeding! 🙄

I too have seen the Instagram stories and viewed them with increasing horror. It looks like the biggest chav holiday on earth. I feel so sorry for other holidaymakers who had to share the island with that bunch of drunken yobs. Imagine being the sort of father who gets so drunk he almost misses the flight to his own daughter's wedding!

All the children looked sunburnt and Nellie grows more obnoxious and bossy by the day. I find her unbearable but the lack of discipline means Billie and Greg have done her no favours.

I'm still quite interested to see the wedding dress though 😀

Have to say the more I see if this wedding pallava the more I dislike them which I didn't before. So obnoxious, selfish, over the top look at me, don't get a hint of true love about any of it. All how it looks and it's really put me off Billie when I like her the most. Pics on Instagram today which is a "navy brunch" for god sake I couldn't roll my eyes any harder!! They did all that colour co ordination for the hen holiday but cmonnnnnnn! Sam and paul looked and sounded like petulant children in the clip with the manager from last weeks show.

How embarrassing, getting so drunk you arrive late for your daughters wedding.

I do like seeing the pics of Sunday and Rosie playing together, it's nice Sam and Ferne have put the fallout behind them. I don't even watch the videos of Nelly due to her diva behaviour.

I'd be pissed off to get a wedding blessing invite and have to fork out £7k just to get there! Especially as it's a couple who have kids, live together already etc.

Brexiteer how do you know it's £7000?

I wonder if they got a discount on the £7k per person for bringing so many. Or did OK cover a lot of the cost, but their fee normally increases with the fame quotient at these events.
There didn't seem to be many other 'celebs' there.

It's all vaguely sleazy and money grabbing but I guess the world has moved on with people being paid to be 'influencers' on social media etc.
Long way from a 'proper' job! I was appalled that Billie was sulking in the programme last week because Greg wouldn't agree to a flower budget of £ 30,000! That's a house deposit! To bring in non native flower species when you are already in one of the world's most beautiful places.

Sam has extended her holiday and has moved on to another island, how the other half live eh?

I don't think Paul is like the rest in the sense that he's quiet and doesn't like fuss so wouldn't surprise me if he suggested going off for a peaceful few days. Much like the holidayers would have wanted on the original island while they were all running a mock!

You are right about Paul, he definitely doesn't come across as he'd be enjoying all that partying that was happening over in the Maldives. He was probably counting down the days until it was over.

@mrssunshinexxx Brexiteer how do you know it's £7000

Perhaps he read it in the same paper I did.

Sam is a nominee for Celeb Mum of the year, shame she won't win for looking after her Man CHILD 👀

Now its honeymoon time, the photos look absolutely stunning.

I'm wondering if Sam is pissed that she still hasn't got a ring after 2 children, I wonder what type of wedding she'd go for after seeing Billie's.

Sam would definitely go for a bigger and better wedding!

Sams not daft. Let Billie have hers first and then do her own better! She will have certainly noted the public reaction to the over the top style and go for something different. Sam thinks she's Kate Middleton anyway

I think sam will go for a beautiful estate in the uk she is far more classy x

I wonder how much OK paid them?

Billie looks stunning on that cover. Greg has delicate little hands!

I'd love to know how much ok paid them because it's not like they are 'celeb celebs' and from what I've seen they only have Ferne McCann there that's also of a 'z lister status'
She does look beautiful

I think she would make a great 'Bride Barbie' 😁

I watched Fernes show and I've even gone off her now! Omg does she take the piss out her mum?! And her voice as well!

I just can't get on board with Sam and Paul being a real couple now.
Obvs I know they are, but they just seem so distant, and odd.

I could see Billie and Gregg going the distance, whereas Sam will try to convince Paul to whilst there's money to be made.

There's been some serious touching up on that front page. Those teeth are hilariously white 😊

They haven't touched up the 'invisible' modesty panel across her cleavage though !

Does anyone else feel irrationally irritated by the leg bend Billie does in EVERY photo?? It looks ridiculous! I presume this stance makes someone look like they have thinner legs? But it just looks stupid to me

Always reminds me of that mad leg bend Angelina Jolie did at the Oscars one year! 😂
Can't find the photo just now..