Sam & Billie - The Mummy Diaries

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Omg Gaynor is an MNetter. Hello Gaynor 😁.

Just watching this now. First of all makes me mega broody!!! Secondly I really like Billie and Gregg, seem really down to earth and I know others probably won't agree but I quite like big Paul and think he's just not up for the fame thing.

Anyone else watching?

I'm looking forward to ferne McCann first time mum

I always remember her with Joey Essex.

What are you sayin?

I think Greg works to be fair- it was clearly him that bought the house...Paul lived with gaynor before Sam.
Paul just cannot take criticism and its painful to watch the walking on egg shell convos. Then Sam overly justifying him to her PA “I
Mean once he goes to
School that’s it every day”...err yes that’s called education. She really does like stating the obvious.
It’s a shame because little Paul is so sweet and would probably love to socialise more.

I do love this show but Sam is getting so annoying. Literally every scene last night was her banging on about breast feeding. The posed for 'cute' pumping photo was embarassing and i really don't get hiring a professional photographer to take pictures of you getting ready for a night out.

Making the kids do what seemed like really long shoots isn't fair. Paul is happy for them to work but not socialise and be educated?

Loved Arthur at the football class. I bet Sam and Paul are fuming he took straight to it and seemed to enjoy himself.

I think Arthur is the cutest little boy he's fab!

Greg does work (according to Google), when Billie said last night that she hates when he has a day off because he just lays around. I wonder if she thinks how on earth Sam puts up with Paul being at home most of the time.

Arthur at his 1st football class was so funny, its nice to see more of him now that Nelly is at school.

I hope that Paul gets a chance to go to nursery before school, Paul sounded more and more silly at the meal by going on "Baby Paul gets everything from me" "He'll miss him too much". I really think that Billie doesn't like him.

Most of Sam's bits within the episode are just her just constantly repeating herself - missing the babies, as a mum..., breastfeeding. Seems they have very little going on outside their 4 walls. Billie seems like she has a lot more genuine friends/stuff going on. I think Sam's family do incredibly well not to get too involved with her and Paul - I would find it so hard with Paul! Paul is incredibly selfish projecting his own feelings on his children 'he'll be in a room full of people he doesn't know' kids don't think like that they just think - yay other kids and toys!
Does anyone else think it's funny that Sam is spending xmas in the Maldives? Isn't it Rosie's first Xmas? I wonder if it's because Billie is getting married there she's trying to put her own stamp on it ' Rosie's first xmas in the Maldives/Gaynor's 60th in the Maldives...etc'

I find it strange they are in the Maldives too.. isn’t Billie’s wedding there just a couple of months away? Jan/Feb time?

I thought it was strange too when I watched Sams IG stories of them heading to the Maldives.

Sam is just embarrassing with the CONSTANT references to her boobs/milk/breastfeeding...
As if the professionals on a photo shoot want to hear about that. I think she has to keep drawing attention to her boobs "ooh do you think this was is sticking out a bit?"
Shut up!
I think Billie did BF Arthur (remember Greg telling her he didn't want constant photos of her doing that) but made absolutely no fuss about it.
You never heard her asking people to help with her 'pump and dump'

Do you think she is trying to get Paul to take notice of her? After that lingerie shoot she was prancing around in front of him as he slumped on the sofa not the slightest bit interested.

I didn't tune in because I was shocked about the list of free clothing in exchange for insta-advertisements and then the subsequent rip-off.
I've only been watching on/off anyway because I find big Paul very odd and think he should get a job instead of viewing figures= another show commissioned.
I don't find Sam annoying or unlikeable but after seeing this latest stuff...nope.

I think Rosie has already turned 1 so will be her 2nd xmas. But still strange she's going to the Maldives when Billie is getting married there. It's like she just wants to do the same or better than everyone else around her even if it's competing with her sister's wedding.

I think they went to the Maldives exactly because Billie's wedding is there so they can say 'oh yeah we are back again, we were just here' to make the destination wedding that bit less special ....

Yes, exactly that - you just know she's that kind of person. Forgot to say have you noticed she's set up an IG page for 'knightly adventures'...shame she's not a Knightly..

I doubt she will ever be one either, he couldn't look less interested in her

Billie did give them quite a hard time during the meal about nursery, I imagine with Sam's permission, because she really did go in on them. Paul's clueless 'it would be like losing my right arm' .. what about Paul and what he wants/needs? He definitely did not like the irony of Billie pointing out that maybe he cried on his first day precisely because he did no pre school or nursery. I could imagine Greg was kicking her under the table by the end saying 'leave it' ...

Baby Paul's straps are awful!!! God forbid they ever have an accident and he's strapped in like that. And with the puffy gilet too

@Coppermine but don't you know, he was breasted !!! He will be fine !!!

**Breast Fed 😂

Omg just catching up.. those straps in the car seat were a disgrace!!

Wish sam would stop banging on about breastfeeding/pumping...

Absolutely love Billie and Greg!

I know more about sams boobs than my own, she really is insufferable! I much prefer billie and Greg, they are not up their own arses

Bloody Gaynor moaning about the sandwiches on Paul's photo shoot
..

I've just started watching and haven't watched yowie. I love Billie and Greg too, was it ever explained why the men needed two stag holidays and the women one hen (although they probably spent the same on outfits). Off to rtft...

I think it had something to do with Dave not being allowed in the US and probably Greg just wanting to get in as much drink and boys time as possible.

Yeah Gaynor moaning about sandwiches then Paul pulling out a chocolate eclair for little Paul! I bet Sam died a little inside after saying she feeds healthy snacks.