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KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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fourquenelles · 26/02/2018 16:39

@squoosh
@Halsall
@Ellanora
@GrouchyKiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@MyfanwyMontez
@Mightybanhammer
@LineysRum

Tonight 9pm BBC1

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Wolfcub · 08/03/2018 20:10

I think Newcastle boy might be a dark horse

Halsall · 08/03/2018 20:10

Gregggg appears not to have heard of the concept of recipes, or books

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/03/2018 20:10

I hate caraway. Memories of seedy cake.
Antony is a cutey.

Wolfcub · 08/03/2018 20:10

Oh I love caraway seed cake

ellenanora5 · 08/03/2018 20:11

Good for her OhWhat, especially with the day that's in it.

I doubt it Grouchy

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fourquenelles · 08/03/2018 20:11

Seedy cake Bleurgh!

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RomaineCalm · 08/03/2018 20:11

A molten cake a bit like a fondant. A fondant then.

ellenanora5 · 08/03/2018 20:12

Last weeks fondant was a puddle

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fourquenelles · 08/03/2018 20:12

I have lacey top envy

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squoosh · 08/03/2018 20:12

Caraway seed cake is cake for people who don't approve of the decadence of actual cake.

ellenanora5 · 08/03/2018 20:13

I only know what hassleback potatoes are because someone on here told me a few years ago, I love them now

Halsall · 08/03/2018 20:13

‘ Internationally-renowned cocktail bartender'

😂😂😂😂

GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2018 20:13

Internationally renowned bartender!

Lentils and cream? I am no. Sea bass and cream? I am fuck no.

squoosh · 08/03/2018 20:14

ellenanora I'm not talking to you after your re-enactment of Gregg's ejaculatory sex noises.

ellenanora5 · 08/03/2018 20:14

His mother is going to kill him for saying that about her food, my mum can't cook for toffee but I'd never say it on national telly, she'd kill me Grin

Wolfcub · 08/03/2018 20:14

Meh that’s beige hell

Halsall · 08/03/2018 20:15

Postman Mark: just no

squoosh · 08/03/2018 20:15

Who the feck chops the fat off a chop?!?!

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fourquenelles · 08/03/2018 20:15

Dry as old boots by the looks of things

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2018 20:15

I have never managed to make decent hasselback potatoes, which makes me so sad. I want to eat nice ones so very much.

Cutting the fat off the pork is a criminal offence. Send him home.

ellenanora5 · 08/03/2018 20:16

I'm sorry squoosh Blush

I had to say it, so I could try and get the memory out of my head

It's truly disturbing

squoosh · 08/03/2018 20:16

Mark's forehead gets bigger by the moment.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/03/2018 20:16

Hmmm, dh and I have a theory. All these people who come on and go "ooo I never make xxxx fondant usually." May be a tad disingenuous.
Don't like postie.
Purple shit again.

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fourquenelles · 08/03/2018 20:17

That looks very pretty

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/03/2018 20:17

I like Sweta. (I really hope I've not ruined her name.)