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Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 20:47

Here

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SleepingStandingUp · 27/04/2018 21:04

My husband was slightly confused haha

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AGnu · 27/04/2018 23:53

I missed Jane being electrocuted - I wondered how she'd gone from vaguely poking at the ground, as if expecting something buried with rubble to be at the surface, to being unconscious. I didn't wonder long enough to actually pay attention for any explanation though... I have a baby who's recently found her voice & likes to "sing" loudly any time I'm trying to watch anything. I've taken to watching everything with subtitles but often miss things while being headbutted/stopping her throwing herself on the floor... Hmm

MiddleClassProblem · 28/04/2018 01:05

We’re used to the filth around here. We had a period of Neighbours late night scripts being written on here with MN cameos. Although someone was a ken doll down below and I can’t remember who. TT, Az or Mark are my guesses...

SleepingStandingUp · 28/04/2018 01:47

Shall I copy my H&A script over or will I get smacked on the bottom by Tiny Tanaka?

I can change names but I need someone with a deceased partner...

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AGnu · 28/04/2018 09:49

I nominate Mark (Kate) & maybe Leo. Or you could do Mishti & either Amy, Elly or Monique. Monique seems like she might be crazy enough...

SleepingStandingUp · 28/04/2018 09:57

Too much mention of penis for it to be lesbian sex haha

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SleepingStandingUp · 28/04/2018 10:11

As the clocked chimed 2am, Mark stirred. He had fallen asleep on the sofa and in his sleep he dreamt of Kate, the murmur of her name passed our of his dream into the cold apartment.

He tossed and turn, his shirt rising over his taut stomach, the moon from the window casting a gentle glow around his slumbering form.

Suddenly as if the dream have finally reached its unhappy zennith, Mark sat upright, rubbing the sleep from his eyes, the imagine of burned on his retina. He heard her behind him, smelled her perfume on the air, her footsteps coming closer.

"Kate?" he asked, turning...
"I can be, for you". The voice didn't match the memory of his dreams, the softness of her lilt was off...

Dressed in a silken dressing gown, Leo had watched Mark from the bedroom door, stroking the silken material between his fingers. It was worn in places and he imagined how often Kate had done the same thing, wearing the same outfit. He hadn't planned to act tonight, just to watch silently but now he had awoken and the time was right, the time was now.

"What?" Mark asked, confusion softening his timbre of his voice, as something hardened beneath the silk gown.
"I can be Kate, for you, for tonight. Just let it happen..."

As Leo sat beside him, tucking his foot expertly under him just like she did tilting his head perfectly, Mark felt a stirring he didn't think he could feel since her death, but it mingled painfully with confusion and shame. Leo read him more easily than any book he had ever picked up, and he lay his hand on Mark's chest, one finger lazily stroking the burning skin. He felt him tense, and then relax as he tensed and felt himself harden further.

"Kate". Not a question, a statement this time. "Oh Kate", a yearning, a plea this time.

"Yes" whispered Leo, and Mark looked up, into his eyes, their darkness matching Kate's, looked upon his hair, as lustrous as hers had been. A cloud passed across the moon, darkening all within the room.

Leo leant forward tentatively, stopping so close that only their breaths intermingled,
running a finger gently down his face. Mark felt the tightening inside his trousers, the yearning for release as it too succumbed to Leo's gentle touch. He cupped Leo's face in shaking hands and pulled him in for a kiss, then firmer, harder, no pause for breath or thought, just sensation and passion, the pain of nails on flesh, teeth on tender skin.

Leo tore off Marks shirt, together they removed his trousers, releasing him and the breath caught in Leo's throat, it was a think of wonder. He kept on the bathrobe, simply pulling it aside to give Mark access as they collapsed onto the sofa, wrapped in the ecstasy of each others embrace.

In the morning, Leo lay wrapped in a tangle of dressing gown and blankets on the sofa, Mark clothes spilt across the floor as he stood at the kitchen counter, calmly, serenely making coffee.

This time Leo stirs and sits, watched from behind. He stutters, "last night... I've never... I just..." Mark strides across the room, coffee cups left on the kitchen side, his manhood confidently proud and eager as he puts a finger to Leo's lips. "Shhhh....
It's ok Kate, we've found each other again ".

He takes his hand away, replacing it with his hot lips, pulling the blanket and gown away from Leo's naked body and replacing it with his fervent form.

The coffee goes cold and from the pocket of Kate's gown rolls the drugs Leo lifted from the hospital. He would have to make sure he made the next coffee...

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KatieKat88 · 28/04/2018 12:11

Struggled to compose myself in the hairdresser reading that! Excellent work!

MiddleClassProblem · 28/04/2018 12:27

Lol it was suddenly morning!

Very well done although I do fancy a Lilt now. Also missed the sparkly bowler

MiddleClassProblem · 28/04/2018 12:29

That sounds like I’m just criticising it! I was really good!

SleepingStandingUp · 28/04/2018 12:44

I didn't watch when Kate was in it so struggled, and I'm not down with the intricacies of gay sex to give a graphic description. Perhaps Middle can write the late night version ha ha

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MiddleClassProblem · 28/04/2018 12:47

😂

Mine would be a bit lazy. They’d probably decide they were too tired and decide to cuddle but then find that too uncomfortable so one goes to sleep somewhere else.

MiddleClassProblem · 28/04/2018 12:49

It’s a shame you didn’t watch it then. Mark was all brooding and sexy. Then he came back as a wet blanket.

SleepingStandingUp · 28/04/2018 13:24

Haha I do think he's hot, he just needs to sit there quietly.

Amy's ex is hot too bit tou know he'll be a sleaze. Was he in it before?

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MorningsEleven · 28/04/2018 18:12

MiddleClassProblem

Neither can I. And I can't remember who had a tinsel thong.

MiddleClassProblem · 28/04/2018 23:25

Omg the tinsel thong! Forgot that one.

Liam was in it before and it was all he’s good this time but then it turned out he was just wanting to flog Paul dodgy soap or something and needed money but I reckon this time. I think it was just before Amy and Kyle and might have been what deleted them getting together or something. I think Paul paid him to fuck off or something and then jimmy and Amy found out that he wanted money not them.

I reckon this time it will go the other way as he was a bad egg before and it’ll be him redemption. A bit like Nick but more clear he’s good.

KittyMcAllister · 29/04/2018 16:30

Long time lurker here!

I may be being dense but did we ever find out who knocked on the door, smashed the model boat and left the box of Hamish's stuff on the night he died? I'm still harbouring a hope that Tyler isn't really a murderer.

Agree that Jimmy's Dad is fit. Whatever happened to Amy's yard though?

I've also enjoyed the interplay between Susan and Karl recently. I think their portrayal of a long established marriage is spot-on.

MiddleClassProblem · 29/04/2018 18:27

Yes, my guess is the boat smasher is the real killer. We also don’t know who saved Piper or took Gabe from the apartment Louise had him in. Not sure if it will be all one person or if some will get ushered under the carpet but they have been better at returning to these things in the last couple of years but also throwing in some red herring non plots (Elly’s headaches for example).

They seemed to have forgotten about the yard and Robinson’s heights but I’m a bit behind so no idea if they’ve mentioned it this week. It’s like there’s a big build to the drama and then poof it’s gone lol

MorningsEleven · 29/04/2018 18:44

Whatever happened to Amy's yard though?

It's been untidy ever since Jimmy came out of it - splinters down under.

SleepingStandingUp · 29/04/2018 18:53

Pmsl mornings

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TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 29/04/2018 20:07

Does anyone care that boring Mishti’s boring dead fiancé might have been crooked? Surely she has to go soon as they do nothing with her except have her strop about in her uniform, prance about in a bikini or wear that godawful pink dress that make me sweat just looking at it.

Leo is terminally dull when with her and they can do so much more with his character I think. Given that they’ve paired him off with his (blah) sister, and then the world’s most tedious glamourcop surely they owe him some fun!

MorningsEleven · 29/04/2018 20:19

I think Leo could do with a look inside Susan's blue box washing

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 29/04/2018 20:35

Yeah you would!

SleepingStandingUp · 29/04/2018 22:55

He's gonna end up over the desk with Chloe

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TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 29/04/2018 23:30

Sleeping he could sit at a desk doing accounts with Chloe and it would still be more interesting than any scene with Mishti in. At least the poor guy might get to do something other than sweep his annoying hair out of his face.

Also, in that cringe fest of a scene in which Az and Tiny decided to join forces for the tedious Face of Erinsborough bollocks, why was Aaron telling David that Lassiters is wise to the pink dollar. The hotel is owned by David’s fucking father and run by his TWIN brother. Surely he knows that they are on board with that! Instead he talked about Lassiters as if it was some random place he knew nothing about like the faceless but wealthy jeweller in Ansons Corner where Mark buys his many rings.