EASTENDERS 24 - NO SPOILERS - THIS MEANS NOTHING - ZILCH !!!!!!!

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so abby is ead, will there be a funeral

who will have baby no name?

what will happen to stacey and martin, will they get back together

where is luke

who has the money and jewelry ,is ben alive/with ciara/in france living the life?

luke? alive?

the pub is saved, well course we all knew it would be

Always fancied Gordon Brown a bit. So dour quite possibly sexy. I would say surly not sexy. But then Phil stands that one it's head with his success with women. Always think of people who are surly chewing gum with their mouth open. Makes me sound about 102.

Phil has had so many affairs and women it’s untrue! He isn’t exactly gods gift either and a former addict to boot ( drink and drugs) he had done it all.

Let's be honest, Eastenders characters need a whole team of psychiatrists, don't they? Think of the queue there'd be for the treatment of PTSD! I'm looking at you, for starters, Denise. Closely followed by Ronnie (if she wasn't dead) and Whitney. But then what would happen if they were all sorted on the storyline front? Anyway, tough Cockneys, of the Eastenders variety, don't do psychiatrists much. Like they don't phone old bill.

L and Mick had counselling once! It’s not common place though. They tend to grit their teeth and carry on. They do go to the police station sometimes.. just rarely go in it. Just hang around outside it. Then go home.

They'd rather go to famerlee!
Yeah I think I know every spat out chewing gum mark of that pavement outside the cop shop. Almost as familiar as the ramp outside Walford General.

Oi! Blimey! Just remembered where's flipping' Jane?

Sorry I've gone all Eastenders speak today. From Surrey really. Think it's because I'm still liking how Billy told Tina he was going down Rock n Roll!

Whole conversation about Bunters parentage and blonde woman and no one has mentioned the duff duff!

So Billy will spill about him and Tina because he thinks 'unny knows.
So will she find out he's sacked?!

Honey will find out soon enough I’m sure. About both things and will go mad and kick him out. Just a guess but she’s done it before!

Bunter's parentage? Hang on this is turning into a Dorothy L Sayers thread! Would have been much more fun if Mel had called her son Bunter. Imagine the mumsnet thread on baby names!

Bunter! If he is a rubbish actor we have a ready made nickname for him. makes me think of Billy Bunter! ( not sure where that name cames / from was a kids character ina book I think?)

From not quite such pc days. He was nicknamed the fat owl of the remove. Big boned + wore glasses.

Meant to add photo

Yes, Hunter definitely has Martin Kemp's chin and cheekbones.

I looked up Billy Bunter. Different times! ( poor kid)
Hunter does look like a young Martin kemp. Maybe he will start singing 'gold ' ( gold) or start wearing kilts. ( shows age)

Then when he gets a job, in the night caff, he can stop when he's muscle bound.

He will go 'through the barricades' to 'cut a long story short'

Eastenders don't do that though. They like to string em out as long as possible.

I cant see him being the next Robert de niro though. He looked bemused mostly, then just unfriendly. I think he'll just be a hunk who will rebell a bit and shout at his mum, might punch a few others and mooch around the market. Might go for Lou. Then sort of fizzle out!

I'm rubbish at knowing the type "young people " go for these days.

Also when Mel said "stay here" to her him when you they were in the kitchen, he just toddled over to the oven and leaned against it. She spoke to him like he was 2.

What?

Sorry excuse typos

Mel said to him
When they were in the kitchen

Did anybody notice the ciara had a river island hand bag? I mean if she’s that rich surely she can afford a designer one!!

Bbc budget doesnt run to Gucci bags!😃

Kia-ora goes to the market for her clothes from Kush!
' i'll be having that top, make it snappy'