eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

I’d get rid of the Spams & plan a long, drawn out,nasty death for Sonia & Robbie

80s great minds

Would give Shirley and Cora some really strong storylines. They could whip everybody into shape.

We are physic.

Yes, shirley and cora are underused. More of Kim and Vincent too.
She needs to open that shop.

Does anyone remember that Mel had a fling with Billy Mitchell? And that Kathy used to date Mels brother, the vicar?! It’s so odd to see her back! I’m trying to think who else she would have crossed paths with who is still in the show now. I do miss Steve Owen thought such a good baddy.

The idea that Janes call would be ignored by Ian is the oddest thing ever. Did Stacey ever call Jane to confirm her story about Steven and Max?

I don’t understand why anyone would get a taxi to Dover from the East End of London. There’s trains for that kind of thing!

Ah but ohtinky ben didn't want to hang about now did he? He would've needed to hang about to buy a ticket at the station! he hung about anyway

I'll write the stuff with Jay staring ethereally into the distance looking like an angel 😇. He hasn't done that for a bit!

I still can't remember the Spams real names! They're utterly pointless. Christopher Timothy has been miscast I think.

I wonder if that's the last we'll see of Ben.

Mrs Spam is Joyce. No idea of Mr Dpam

Ted Spam.

I saw Pam Coker in an advert the other day. Made me feel a bit

One million points if anyone can remember their surname!

Mel in her hat. This is ridiculous

I was just typing maybe tiff is pregnant and she opened the bin! Of course you don’t rip the box to shreafs or hid in bottom oh no

Murray (surname). His names ted. I googled I'm sorry

Too obvious to be Tiff, I bet the test belongs to bex

How did it take from 5pm- 8am drive to Dover? That was some taxi fare

Maybe the cab was foot powered like in the flint stones

Roll on Brexit. FFS!

Or actually recycle cardboard

Mel looks like some weird kind of inspector bloody gadget

Jane probably needs to wake up in 2016!

I think the only thing that's ever been in Stacey's bin is pregnancy tests

Also, been said before I know, but bens wardrobe was empty yet he has a tiny suitcase and half the room taken up with cash he must only have room left for two pairs of pants and a pair of socks

I thought gobby and Masood were going to snog!!