Celeb Big Bro Thread 2 - Courtney's audition for the Bucks Fizz tribute act wasn't quite what they were looking for...

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Yes, I know it is a shock to discover CBB celebrities famous for something other than being on other reality shows, but there are some in the house this year! It is a miracle!

Still no shopping lists, decent long-lasting tasks and lack of BB interference but we can't have everything can we?

PWBs - pull up a chair (from your favourite Oak furniture dealer), grab your snacks and get stuck in!

I've just noticed they haven't got drawers under their beds for their stuff.

Agree rowdy. Ageism is fine and dandy it seems.

So, say for a moment that IW is basing her persona on women, SHE has clearly been around many many women who:

-Dry their hair with their tits out (or maybe she's so used to just wearing a towel round her waist it doesn't register. Will she still be doing this when the gasp menfolk are present?)
-wear hot pants or dresses down to their saggy navels or clothes stating "WOMAN" (no REAL WOMAN would wear jumpers/shirts/joggers)
-flounce and preen
-demand attention and for that attention to be undividedly about them.
-be instantly insatiable to anyone with a penis

To be honest, I can't be arsed to continue with what a clown he is. Part of me wonders what BB's intention is with him. Was it to achieve a pat on the back for being so terribly modern and having a transvestite in there? Has it all gone to shit for them because he is such a drama llama so now they are editing him to appear much worse? Is he a true representation of transvestites, or will many folk of the trans community be horrified that This represents them?

I get the feeling that big bro wants us to feel angry at this bloke by showing him in the worst light. But then again, maybe he is just insufferable and thrrrs nowt else to show of him.

I love Shane so far. Very articulate and endearing. Dapper is still a complete twat, I hope jess stays away from andrew purely based on that diary room conversation.

I'm glad that most of the men have gone in with a sense of foreboding and a higher level of obvious respect for women given the theme.

I just can't believe they don't all fancy India. Because she is a wooooooman. A WO-MAN. And all women are just irresistible. Can't wait to see Ann stand over ginuine and demand that he want a piece of her ass because she is a WOMAN.

anyway...

Milk and one sugar please BringMeTea

Loving Courtney all over. Will it last?!

IW’s poor son. Can you imagine dealing with all this. Willoughby is reslly going to stuggle to recover from this, i’d imagine. Such a gamble - BB can be harsh.

I love the new people especially Shane and Malika and the other woman with her in the bathroom are amazing. Loved watching today's show.

Hello PWS
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It must be really really really shit to want something so badly and when you think you finally get it you discover that you haven't actually got it and never will. I understand that must be soul-destroying and gutting.

He is unfortunately just handling it all wrong - blaming the wrong people. Instead of being justifiably angry with the people that told him having cosmetic surgery, taking hormones and wearing a dress would magically turn him into not only a real woman but a desirable-to-straight-men real woman, he is channelling that anger towards the people that are humouring him by calling him "she" but telling him the truth in that they don't fancy him as a woman.

Yy anne

It must be really really really shit to want something so badly and when you think you finally get it you discover that you haven't actually got it and never will. I understand that must be soul-destroying and gutting.

That is so right.

Sole Have you misread me? I take milk no sugar, colour of a digestive thanks.

Well as you are new here

PWB welcome

Ann is grumpy but she has engaged with everyone that has approached her and hasn't spoken unpleasantly about anyone who crosses the boundary of her, admittedly dated, opinion. I like Malika she's smart and sassy and I love Courtney's intelligence and grace.
Still dislike India, i think she definitely took note of Ginuwine on his arrival and I didn't like her denial when Courtney tried to explain that she (India) had benefitted from historic LBTG activism, obviously on account of her being a Real Woman. Her refusal to recognise that reinforces my initial doubts about her understanding of the importance of the anniversary supposedly being celebrated or it's importance in women's history.

Anne I am convinced it’s less of him being sold an impossible dream and more of him personally being as thick as shit and a narcissist to boot. A man who was probably very average in every aspect of his life but failed to recognize this.

Does anyone know what IW’s line of work is? Besides being a professional gobshite on daytime tv. I promise to eat humble pie if he is at the top of his field in nuclear physics.

Welcome Perf. We've been here for years. Always welcome new joiners!

He was a journalist, and is now employed by Channel 5 to read the news.

I usually lurk too but this year seems to have brought a few of us out of the woodwork

Sorry Sole. You are quite right. It’s just everyone was so friendly I forgot meself for a minute. Can I get you anything from the sweet trolley to go with that tea?

It is lovely to see the Lurkers de-lurk! Stay out in the open and keep posting!

I assume it hasn’t occurred to India that without historic lgbt activists, he wouldn’t have a shiny new birth certificate, and fake boobs on the nhs!

Thanks Anne. A journalist eh? Still, the way he talks he’s no John Pilger.

Hope that's a mug of wine. :-)

I should imagine the straight men would fancy Amanda more than IW. She proves that age isn't a barrier to attractiveness. Why on earth would a straight man be attracted to a bloke. She's so deluded.

DH was, ahem, helping himself get to sleep and he asked me to pause the telly so India didn’t put him off.

LOVE Courtney. Amazing on Drag Race and continuing to be excellent.

India - ARGH. Hardly doing what mainstream trans community any favours.